Kelda
07-02-2008, 02:57 AM
Name: Kelda (irl, Dare)
Class: Rogue
1. Previous Guild(s): Zero Tolerance, Cupcakes for Emo Kids, Legends
2. Reason(s) for leaving: ZT: level 5-33, disliked being asked 45 times a day who's alt I was. C4EK- my personal alt guild. Not conducive to play. Legends- I spent just over a year in Legends, and I cried many tears over the decision to leave her. I think I said it best here: http://www.legendsguild.org/forums/showthread.php?t=22809
3. Why do you want to join TFB? I believe I can offer you personality ++, dps, and another PR chick to keep Indy company.
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)? Horde are friends, not food.
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor? Not really, I hang out on BB vent.
6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies? Well, I cyber with Sano a lot, apparently. (according to Greengoo) I know Swanson, Greengoo, Inuyasha. I think they all tolerate me.
8. Do you have Ventrilo and a Mic? Yep. Like to use them too.
Our Raid Schedule:
Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.
Even though we only raid the 4 days listed above, please rate your availability on all of these days: (1 = never, 5 = always)
(Please explain if you put less than a 5 on any one of the 4 raid days)
Monday: 5
Tuesday: 5
Wednesday: 5
Thursday: 5
Friday: 5
Saturday: 5
Sunday: 5
9. What is your internet connection type? (DSL, Cable, Hamster + Wheel, etc.) Cable. Quite reliable. I think it's gone out during a raid once in over a year, and it was storming then...this event caused me to invest in a giant battery pack surge protector of DOOM (tm). So if my power goes, I should have about 30 minutes for you to get a replacement.
10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5? (1 = Shit, 5 = Awesome) 5
Section 2: Character
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1. Link your Armory: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Burning+Blade&n=Kelda
2. What spec. are you? cookie cutter PvE rogue...41 combat, 21 buttbutt. *yawn*
3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?
-A-ENG I'm teh botgirl. I have a botsong. And 3 botmacros. I can make pretty much anything ENG, including [Quad Deathblow X44 Goggles], I'm very proud of them and link them more than Goo links Thunderfury.
-B-Mining
Of great importance: I can make Dragonbreath Chili and Deviate Scale Delight cause I'm a freak who loves trade skills. Fishing, cooking, et al, maxed.
4. Do you have any alts worth noting? (for the ADD: no) five level 24's, one shitty level 53 prot paladin who is so fugly I can't bring myself to level her...and the uber-amazing Tardokitty...level 12 druid.
Section 3a: Misc.
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1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? (be honest and explain!) After raid, I'd request an audience with him and say "Listen, Ast, you were a total buttbuttface to me tonight, cause I didn't do what you said I did and you totally squelched my creativity and made me cry." and then I would blame everything on Sano.
2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? (be honest and explain!) I'd be grateful that we had enough raiders to let me sit out. It's cool when there's enough love to share around. I've been Legends only rogue available at times.
Section 3b: Misc.
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Now... this last set of questions are here for you to have fun with. But do just that; have fun with them! By simply answering with one word for every question that shows that you don't give a damn, and that you didn't spend time on the App! You don't have to have good or large answers for EVERY question, just make an effort. That being said, good luck. ^_^
1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called? "Sweet Cheeks", "Pretty Pretty Princesses", "People Who Suck", "Pedos Pervs and Priests", and "Pink Sprinkles"
2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey? Clearly Iceland. It's cold there and people don't want to go outside. Ergo more raid time.
3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do?
Monkey hands, cause the way I figure it, I can play rogue with those. Stumps, it'd be too hard to navigate the three buttons I have to push.
4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish?
I will quote my friend Mark...who once slept with a girl in a wheelchair who had no feeling from the neck down. "I GOT MINES!"
5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like?
Nah, not hardly. Post-apocalyptic world would be like Dr. Strangelove. "MEIN FUHRER, I CAN WALK!" *BOOM*
6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish. Snatch. you know...with the pigs.
7. Do you know how many guilds have broken up since TFB has formed? Eleventy six hundred point four.
8. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section? I will think of two after you make me a member.
Is there anything else you want to say?
FOR SERIOUS: I'm making this app because my dear Sano asked me to. I'm apping with my dear friend Evara...who came back to WoW to be with me. Please consider us both for your amusement, we're cute and come with things like "sense of humor" and "too much time on our hands".
Class: Rogue
1. Previous Guild(s): Zero Tolerance, Cupcakes for Emo Kids, Legends
2. Reason(s) for leaving: ZT: level 5-33, disliked being asked 45 times a day who's alt I was. C4EK- my personal alt guild. Not conducive to play. Legends- I spent just over a year in Legends, and I cried many tears over the decision to leave her. I think I said it best here: http://www.legendsguild.org/forums/showthread.php?t=22809
3. Why do you want to join TFB? I believe I can offer you personality ++, dps, and another PR chick to keep Indy company.
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)? Horde are friends, not food.
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor? Not really, I hang out on BB vent.
6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies? Well, I cyber with Sano a lot, apparently. (according to Greengoo) I know Swanson, Greengoo, Inuyasha. I think they all tolerate me.
8. Do you have Ventrilo and a Mic? Yep. Like to use them too.
Our Raid Schedule:
Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.
Even though we only raid the 4 days listed above, please rate your availability on all of these days: (1 = never, 5 = always)
(Please explain if you put less than a 5 on any one of the 4 raid days)
Monday: 5
Tuesday: 5
Wednesday: 5
Thursday: 5
Friday: 5
Saturday: 5
Sunday: 5
9. What is your internet connection type? (DSL, Cable, Hamster + Wheel, etc.) Cable. Quite reliable. I think it's gone out during a raid once in over a year, and it was storming then...this event caused me to invest in a giant battery pack surge protector of DOOM (tm). So if my power goes, I should have about 30 minutes for you to get a replacement.
10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5? (1 = Shit, 5 = Awesome) 5
Section 2: Character
---------------------------
1. Link your Armory: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Burning+Blade&n=Kelda
2. What spec. are you? cookie cutter PvE rogue...41 combat, 21 buttbutt. *yawn*
3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?
-A-ENG I'm teh botgirl. I have a botsong. And 3 botmacros. I can make pretty much anything ENG, including [Quad Deathblow X44 Goggles], I'm very proud of them and link them more than Goo links Thunderfury.
-B-Mining
Of great importance: I can make Dragonbreath Chili and Deviate Scale Delight cause I'm a freak who loves trade skills. Fishing, cooking, et al, maxed.
4. Do you have any alts worth noting? (for the ADD: no) five level 24's, one shitty level 53 prot paladin who is so fugly I can't bring myself to level her...and the uber-amazing Tardokitty...level 12 druid.
Section 3a: Misc.
---------------------
1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? (be honest and explain!) After raid, I'd request an audience with him and say "Listen, Ast, you were a total buttbuttface to me tonight, cause I didn't do what you said I did and you totally squelched my creativity and made me cry." and then I would blame everything on Sano.
2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? (be honest and explain!) I'd be grateful that we had enough raiders to let me sit out. It's cool when there's enough love to share around. I've been Legends only rogue available at times.
Section 3b: Misc.
---------------------
Now... this last set of questions are here for you to have fun with. But do just that; have fun with them! By simply answering with one word for every question that shows that you don't give a damn, and that you didn't spend time on the App! You don't have to have good or large answers for EVERY question, just make an effort. That being said, good luck. ^_^
1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called? "Sweet Cheeks", "Pretty Pretty Princesses", "People Who Suck", "Pedos Pervs and Priests", and "Pink Sprinkles"
2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey? Clearly Iceland. It's cold there and people don't want to go outside. Ergo more raid time.
3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do?
Monkey hands, cause the way I figure it, I can play rogue with those. Stumps, it'd be too hard to navigate the three buttons I have to push.
4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish?
I will quote my friend Mark...who once slept with a girl in a wheelchair who had no feeling from the neck down. "I GOT MINES!"
5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like?
Nah, not hardly. Post-apocalyptic world would be like Dr. Strangelove. "MEIN FUHRER, I CAN WALK!" *BOOM*
6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish. Snatch. you know...with the pigs.
7. Do you know how many guilds have broken up since TFB has formed? Eleventy six hundred point four.
8. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section? I will think of two after you make me a member.
Is there anything else you want to say?
FOR SERIOUS: I'm making this app because my dear Sano asked me to. I'm apping with my dear friend Evara...who came back to WoW to be with me. Please consider us both for your amusement, we're cute and come with things like "sense of humor" and "too much time on our hands".