Evara
07-02-2008, 02:52 AM
Section 1: Personal
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Name: Evara
Class: Shaman
1. Previous Guild(s):
Legends
2. Reason(s) for leaving:
Ohhhh...the GM and one of my best friends left. So I jumped off the cliff with them.
3. Why do you want to join TFB?
Because organized and successful raiding makes me hot. Also, my friend Kelda is app'ing. Plus, if TFB is good enough for Sanosheep I figured i'd fit in. :)
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)?
I am not aware, and thats fine. I dont like making or having enemies.
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor?
Only if you don't crack a whip or slap my ass at the same time.
6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies?
Sanosheep!
8. Do you have Ventrilo and a Mic?
Yes/Yes/Yes
Our Raid Schedule:
Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.
Even though we only raid the 4 days listed above, please rate your availability on all of these days: (1 = never, 5 = always)
(Please explain if you put less than a 5 on any one of the 4 raid days)
Monday: 5
Tuesday: 5
Wednesday: 1 <-----wednesdays are bad!
Thursday: 5
Friday: 5
Saturday: 5
Sunday: 5
9. What is your internet connection type? (DSL, Cable, Hamster + Wheel, etc.)
Cable, Its Comcastic!
10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5? (1 = Shit, 5 = Awesome)
5 - I havent had any issues yet.
Section 2: Character
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1. Link your Armory
----->Click (http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Burning+Blade&n=Evara)<-----
2. What spec. are you?
Enhancement
3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?
Mining
Engineering
4. Do you have any alts worth noting?
Valshalla | 70 Holy Priest | Kara/T4 Geared Edit: Originally I put taht Val was level 80 cause I have godsyndrome..
Section 3a: Misc.
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1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? (be honest and explain!)
I would tell him I didnt do, or I would tell him he was rightfully wrong <3.
2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? (be honest and explain!)
I would cut myself with my EMOblades, put black makeup over my eyes, and listen to Boy George's "The Crying Game" until a spot opened up for me...
Section 3b: Misc.
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Now... this last set of questions are here for you to have fun with. But do just that; have fun with them! By simply answering with one word for every question that shows that you don't give a damn, and that you didn't spend time on the App! You don't have to have good or large answers for EVERY question, just make an effort. That being said, good luck. ^_^
1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called?
From bottom rank to top rank.
Dirt
Cureable STD Pool
Hobo urine facilitators
The Clintons
Everyday white trash
Regular white trash
Supersized white trash
Jesus
2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey?
I have no idea, but both of those countries make me think of food... brb snack.
3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do?
I would take the monkey's hand, unless I was rich enough to have someone pleasure me for life.
4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish?
If everything is still wet and warm, does it matter if you dont stop?
5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like?
No.. This does though. Click (http://www.hellokittyonline.com/us/) <-----
6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish.
Perfect Murder Scenario.
Build Treehouse
Invite Lindsey Lopan over for crank and shots..
While she's unsuspecting, push her off the treehouse into a running large woodchipper you stored secretly below.
Claim to the cops' it was a huge accident
Hurray! YAY!
7. Do you know how many guilds have broken up since TFB has formed?
Well, chalk another one up now that Im here! <3
8. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section?
No, this is the most entertaining application I have ever filled out. Kudos.
Is there anything else you want to say?
Im used to playing an enhancement Shaman. I have the gear for Resto if desperate though. My Enh. Shaman's gear is Kara/T4 level, but all enchanted/gemmed up. I could use some work, but I am not totally gimp.
Also, if you are an applicant and would like to get in raids when possible, please join the channel "TFBapplications." This will allow us to look and see who is online when we are beginning raids and need people. Its our best means of contacting you so please make yourself available.
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Name: Evara
Class: Shaman
1. Previous Guild(s):
Legends
2. Reason(s) for leaving:
Ohhhh...the GM and one of my best friends left. So I jumped off the cliff with them.
3. Why do you want to join TFB?
Because organized and successful raiding makes me hot. Also, my friend Kelda is app'ing. Plus, if TFB is good enough for Sanosheep I figured i'd fit in. :)
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)?
I am not aware, and thats fine. I dont like making or having enemies.
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor?
Only if you don't crack a whip or slap my ass at the same time.
6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies?
Sanosheep!
8. Do you have Ventrilo and a Mic?
Yes/Yes/Yes
Our Raid Schedule:
Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.
Even though we only raid the 4 days listed above, please rate your availability on all of these days: (1 = never, 5 = always)
(Please explain if you put less than a 5 on any one of the 4 raid days)
Monday: 5
Tuesday: 5
Wednesday: 1 <-----wednesdays are bad!
Thursday: 5
Friday: 5
Saturday: 5
Sunday: 5
9. What is your internet connection type? (DSL, Cable, Hamster + Wheel, etc.)
Cable, Its Comcastic!
10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5? (1 = Shit, 5 = Awesome)
5 - I havent had any issues yet.
Section 2: Character
---------------------------
1. Link your Armory
----->Click (http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Burning+Blade&n=Evara)<-----
2. What spec. are you?
Enhancement
3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?
Mining
Engineering
4. Do you have any alts worth noting?
Valshalla | 70 Holy Priest | Kara/T4 Geared Edit: Originally I put taht Val was level 80 cause I have godsyndrome..
Section 3a: Misc.
---------------------
1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? (be honest and explain!)
I would tell him I didnt do, or I would tell him he was rightfully wrong <3.
2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? (be honest and explain!)
I would cut myself with my EMOblades, put black makeup over my eyes, and listen to Boy George's "The Crying Game" until a spot opened up for me...
Section 3b: Misc.
---------------------
Now... this last set of questions are here for you to have fun with. But do just that; have fun with them! By simply answering with one word for every question that shows that you don't give a damn, and that you didn't spend time on the App! You don't have to have good or large answers for EVERY question, just make an effort. That being said, good luck. ^_^
1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called?
From bottom rank to top rank.
Dirt
Cureable STD Pool
Hobo urine facilitators
The Clintons
Everyday white trash
Regular white trash
Supersized white trash
Jesus
2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey?
I have no idea, but both of those countries make me think of food... brb snack.
3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do?
I would take the monkey's hand, unless I was rich enough to have someone pleasure me for life.
4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish?
If everything is still wet and warm, does it matter if you dont stop?
5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like?
No.. This does though. Click (http://www.hellokittyonline.com/us/) <-----
6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish.
Perfect Murder Scenario.
Build Treehouse
Invite Lindsey Lopan over for crank and shots..
While she's unsuspecting, push her off the treehouse into a running large woodchipper you stored secretly below.
Claim to the cops' it was a huge accident
Hurray! YAY!
7. Do you know how many guilds have broken up since TFB has formed?
Well, chalk another one up now that Im here! <3
8. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section?
No, this is the most entertaining application I have ever filled out. Kudos.
Is there anything else you want to say?
Im used to playing an enhancement Shaman. I have the gear for Resto if desperate though. My Enh. Shaman's gear is Kara/T4 level, but all enchanted/gemmed up. I could use some work, but I am not totally gimp.
Also, if you are an applicant and would like to get in raids when possible, please join the channel "TFBapplications." This will allow us to look and see who is online when we are beginning raids and need people. Its our best means of contacting you so please make yourself available.
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