OptimusPrime
06-30-2008, 11:33 AM
BLANK APPLICATION
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Section 1: Personal
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Name:
Class:
1. Previous Guild(s): MD, currently in Ethereal
2. Reason(s) for leaving: Still searching for the ultimate guild...
3. Why do you want to join TFB? It may be the one that the prophecies fortell
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)? I kind of like beating children.... are individual exceptions made?
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor? Yes, extremely sensitive and dramatic.
6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies? I think I have destroyed the last handful of them... any others remaining want to speak up?
8. Do you have Ventrilo and a Mic? Yes.
Our Raid Schedule:
Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.
Even though we only raid the 4 days listed above, please rate your availability on all of these days: (1 = never, 5 = always)
(Please explain if you put less than a 5 on any one of the 4 raid days)
Monday: 5
Tuesday: 5
Wednesday:5
Thursday: 5
Friday:3
Saturday:4
Sunday: 5
9. What is your internet connection type? Robotic Hamster /w titanium wheel with a solar panel charger. (cable)
10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5? 5 if sunny day, 1 if cloudy, or if there is like 1 cloud (seriously its very reliable but at certain hours of the day I will get 1 to 3 quick disconnects)
Section 2: Character
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1. Link your Armory - http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Burning+Blade&n=Artimus (http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Burning+Blade&n=Artimus)
2. What spec. are you? Prot
3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?
-A-Engineering 375 - nothing worth noting
-B- Long story....
4. Do you have any alts worth noting? No. I have been playing Artimus and only Artimus b/c I still havn't beat the game with him yet.
Section 3a: Misc.
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1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? (be honest and explain!) I would yell at him in raid chat and general chat b/c I never make misteaks.
2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? (be honest and explain!) I would whisper all the officers that I think are my friends complaining about this outrageous decision, starting drama from the inside only to explode when it reaches the surface. No seriously, I am pretty humble and you don't have to paint a picture for me - when I see that the situation is in need of something else than what we are composed of, usually is the case that a prot pally or extra offtank is needed to be replaced for some dps to boost progress through the attempts; I actually will message the known raid leader asking him if he or she would like for me to step out or at least throw the healing gear on.
Section 3b: Misc.
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Now... this last set of questions are here for you to have fun with. But do just that; have fun with them! By simply answering with one word for every question that shows that you don't give a damn, and that you didn't spend time on the App! You don't have to have good or large answers for EVERY question, just make an effort. That being said, good luck. ^_^
1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called?
Offspring of Artimus, Destroyer of Dragons
Master Dragonslayer
Journeyman Dragonslayer
Apprentice Dragonslayer
Dragon
2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey? ehhhhh im gonna have to say.... Turkey....
3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do? Kill the doctor, take saw off his hands, put them in a cooler with ice, speed to next hospital and run to front desk shouting MY HANDS WERE CUT OFF PUT THEM BACK ON!!!! As to how i would kill the doctor with no hands.... /biteface
4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish? I dunno.... is she a red head?
5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like? No.... I imagine it would be more like 28 weeks later except instead of zombies it would be undead penguins.
6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish.
Making someone's head explode with your mind.... obviously.
7. Do you know how many guilds have broken up since TFB has formed?
No, no i do not.
8. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section?
Yes "Explain why you think Reese's Pieces cereal isn't merely candy for breakfast."
Is there anything else you want to say?
yes.... I have been reading some threads on the forums and I just wanted to try out this one thing before I submit this app...
:stare:!!!!!!!!!!
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Section 1: Personal
--------------------------
Name:
Class:
1. Previous Guild(s): MD, currently in Ethereal
2. Reason(s) for leaving: Still searching for the ultimate guild...
3. Why do you want to join TFB? It may be the one that the prophecies fortell
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)? I kind of like beating children.... are individual exceptions made?
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor? Yes, extremely sensitive and dramatic.
6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies? I think I have destroyed the last handful of them... any others remaining want to speak up?
8. Do you have Ventrilo and a Mic? Yes.
Our Raid Schedule:
Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.
Even though we only raid the 4 days listed above, please rate your availability on all of these days: (1 = never, 5 = always)
(Please explain if you put less than a 5 on any one of the 4 raid days)
Monday: 5
Tuesday: 5
Wednesday:5
Thursday: 5
Friday:3
Saturday:4
Sunday: 5
9. What is your internet connection type? Robotic Hamster /w titanium wheel with a solar panel charger. (cable)
10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5? 5 if sunny day, 1 if cloudy, or if there is like 1 cloud (seriously its very reliable but at certain hours of the day I will get 1 to 3 quick disconnects)
Section 2: Character
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1. Link your Armory - http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Burning+Blade&n=Artimus (http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Burning+Blade&n=Artimus)
2. What spec. are you? Prot
3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?
-A-Engineering 375 - nothing worth noting
-B- Long story....
4. Do you have any alts worth noting? No. I have been playing Artimus and only Artimus b/c I still havn't beat the game with him yet.
Section 3a: Misc.
---------------------
1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? (be honest and explain!) I would yell at him in raid chat and general chat b/c I never make misteaks.
2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? (be honest and explain!) I would whisper all the officers that I think are my friends complaining about this outrageous decision, starting drama from the inside only to explode when it reaches the surface. No seriously, I am pretty humble and you don't have to paint a picture for me - when I see that the situation is in need of something else than what we are composed of, usually is the case that a prot pally or extra offtank is needed to be replaced for some dps to boost progress through the attempts; I actually will message the known raid leader asking him if he or she would like for me to step out or at least throw the healing gear on.
Section 3b: Misc.
---------------------
Now... this last set of questions are here for you to have fun with. But do just that; have fun with them! By simply answering with one word for every question that shows that you don't give a damn, and that you didn't spend time on the App! You don't have to have good or large answers for EVERY question, just make an effort. That being said, good luck. ^_^
1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called?
Offspring of Artimus, Destroyer of Dragons
Master Dragonslayer
Journeyman Dragonslayer
Apprentice Dragonslayer
Dragon
2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey? ehhhhh im gonna have to say.... Turkey....
3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do? Kill the doctor, take saw off his hands, put them in a cooler with ice, speed to next hospital and run to front desk shouting MY HANDS WERE CUT OFF PUT THEM BACK ON!!!! As to how i would kill the doctor with no hands.... /biteface
4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish? I dunno.... is she a red head?
5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like? No.... I imagine it would be more like 28 weeks later except instead of zombies it would be undead penguins.
6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish.
Making someone's head explode with your mind.... obviously.
7. Do you know how many guilds have broken up since TFB has formed?
No, no i do not.
8. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section?
Yes "Explain why you think Reese's Pieces cereal isn't merely candy for breakfast."
Is there anything else you want to say?
yes.... I have been reading some threads on the forums and I just wanted to try out this one thing before I submit this app...
:stare:!!!!!!!!!!