Pistonhonda
06-09-2008, 12:12 PM
**** before you read ****
I have talked to Astraeus last night, and he said that you guys just recruited a bunch of healers. So I'm putting this app here with the full knowledge that it may sit here for months before even being looked at. I have NO desire to app to any other guild at this time, and will be waiting patiently until my time has arrived.
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PistonHonda: Priest
BLANK APPLICATION
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Section 1: Personal
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Name: PistonHonda (Beau)
Class: Priest
1. Previous Guild(s): I was in MD ages ago. Legends was my most recent.
2. Reason(s) for leaving: I left legends because I wasn’t having fun. When you are on their vent you have to throttle your language as if you were in a daycare. There were other reasons, but they aren’t really worth mentioning. (good guys, but I just want to be able to come home and say “fuck” every once in a while)
3. Why do you want to join TFB? I know you guys have a rep for being really laid back, and I know most of you are very good players. I’ve hung out in vent with a lot of you, and just think I would fit in.
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)? And forum trolls, right eagleclaw?
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor? Where are all the white women at?
6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies? Its hard to escape the adversarial conglomerate, so I’m sure there is someone within the guild that doesn’t like me. Although I can’t think of any off the top of my head; I’m sure the amount of people that would call me an old school respectable player out values those that would say otherwise. **edit** I would also like to say that if anyone in the guild doesn't like me, and I them, that I am willing to set any and all misgivings behind to start afresh. I'm here to raid and have a good time. Not get stuck in some dramatic bullshit.
8. Do you have Ventrilo and a Mic? Yes and my mic rapes.
Our Raid Schedule:
Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.
Even though we only raid the 4 days listed above, please rate your availability on all of these days: (1 = never, 5 = always)
(Please explain if you put less than a 5 on any one of the 4 raid days)
Monday: 5
Tuesday: 5
Wednesday: 5
Thursday: 5
Friday: 5
Saturday: 5
Sunday: 5
9. What is your internet connection type? Cable 10mb down Business line.
10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5? 5 – Diamond in a ice storm.
Section 2: Character
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1. Link your Armory http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Burning+Blade&n=Pistonhonda
2. What spec. are you?
Holy/COH I can be whatever healing spec you want me to be. Ill be your spirit bitch
3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?
-A- Enchanting/Tailoring
-B- Nothing really worth noting
4. Do you have any alts worth noting?
I have a 70 mage that used to be my main, I use him for farming.
Section 3a: Misc.
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1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? (be honest and explain!) Who cares? I’m not going to get butthurt because he made a mistake, ill make mistakes too.
2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? (be honest and explain!) There is gold to be farmed, and 2s to be played. I can do other shit, I’m not too worried about this.
Section 3b: Misc.
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Now... this last set of questions are here for you to have fun with. But do just that; have fun with them! By simply answering with one word for every question that shows that you don't give a damn, and that you didn't spend time on the App! You don't have to have good or large answers for EVERY question, just make an effort. That being said, good luck. ^_^
1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called? Guild ranks are like religions, the more you have the bigger the problem. WWJD?
2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey? Turkee
3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do? When I’m healing I just smash my face against the keyboard anyway. Who needs hands?
4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish? I’m already barfing, but god damn it I’m not a quitter!
5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like? No I don’t, I think it would have been more like Robin Hood fighting Arnold Schwarzenegger in a quasi-electric humanoid death match… on Noah’s ark.
6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish. I always imagined the best way to kill someone would be with a weapon that couldn’t be tracked or even found. Like.. A crossbow bolt made of ice from distilled water.
7. Do you know how many guilds have broken up since TFB has formed? Billions… at least.
8. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section? You guys seem to have everything covered.
Is there anything else you want to say?
I guess I could tell you a bit about myself. I’m 22. I have a full time job as a Support Analyst at the ACT headquarters (same company that makes the test you took in high school) here in Iowa City IA. I also have another job doing Radio at a radio station here. I do fill-ins for DJ’s that are sick, but mostly I record commercials, and on site work.
I have talked to Astraeus last night, and he said that you guys just recruited a bunch of healers. So I'm putting this app here with the full knowledge that it may sit here for months before even being looked at. I have NO desire to app to any other guild at this time, and will be waiting patiently until my time has arrived.
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PistonHonda: Priest
BLANK APPLICATION
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Section 1: Personal
--------------------------
Name: PistonHonda (Beau)
Class: Priest
1. Previous Guild(s): I was in MD ages ago. Legends was my most recent.
2. Reason(s) for leaving: I left legends because I wasn’t having fun. When you are on their vent you have to throttle your language as if you were in a daycare. There were other reasons, but they aren’t really worth mentioning. (good guys, but I just want to be able to come home and say “fuck” every once in a while)
3. Why do you want to join TFB? I know you guys have a rep for being really laid back, and I know most of you are very good players. I’ve hung out in vent with a lot of you, and just think I would fit in.
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)? And forum trolls, right eagleclaw?
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor? Where are all the white women at?
6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies? Its hard to escape the adversarial conglomerate, so I’m sure there is someone within the guild that doesn’t like me. Although I can’t think of any off the top of my head; I’m sure the amount of people that would call me an old school respectable player out values those that would say otherwise. **edit** I would also like to say that if anyone in the guild doesn't like me, and I them, that I am willing to set any and all misgivings behind to start afresh. I'm here to raid and have a good time. Not get stuck in some dramatic bullshit.
8. Do you have Ventrilo and a Mic? Yes and my mic rapes.
Our Raid Schedule:
Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.
Even though we only raid the 4 days listed above, please rate your availability on all of these days: (1 = never, 5 = always)
(Please explain if you put less than a 5 on any one of the 4 raid days)
Monday: 5
Tuesday: 5
Wednesday: 5
Thursday: 5
Friday: 5
Saturday: 5
Sunday: 5
9. What is your internet connection type? Cable 10mb down Business line.
10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5? 5 – Diamond in a ice storm.
Section 2: Character
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1. Link your Armory http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Burning+Blade&n=Pistonhonda
2. What spec. are you?
Holy/COH I can be whatever healing spec you want me to be. Ill be your spirit bitch
3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?
-A- Enchanting/Tailoring
-B- Nothing really worth noting
4. Do you have any alts worth noting?
I have a 70 mage that used to be my main, I use him for farming.
Section 3a: Misc.
---------------------
1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? (be honest and explain!) Who cares? I’m not going to get butthurt because he made a mistake, ill make mistakes too.
2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? (be honest and explain!) There is gold to be farmed, and 2s to be played. I can do other shit, I’m not too worried about this.
Section 3b: Misc.
---------------------
Now... this last set of questions are here for you to have fun with. But do just that; have fun with them! By simply answering with one word for every question that shows that you don't give a damn, and that you didn't spend time on the App! You don't have to have good or large answers for EVERY question, just make an effort. That being said, good luck. ^_^
1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called? Guild ranks are like religions, the more you have the bigger the problem. WWJD?
2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey? Turkee
3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do? When I’m healing I just smash my face against the keyboard anyway. Who needs hands?
4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish? I’m already barfing, but god damn it I’m not a quitter!
5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like? No I don’t, I think it would have been more like Robin Hood fighting Arnold Schwarzenegger in a quasi-electric humanoid death match… on Noah’s ark.
6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish. I always imagined the best way to kill someone would be with a weapon that couldn’t be tracked or even found. Like.. A crossbow bolt made of ice from distilled water.
7. Do you know how many guilds have broken up since TFB has formed? Billions… at least.
8. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section? You guys seem to have everything covered.
Is there anything else you want to say?
I guess I could tell you a bit about myself. I’m 22. I have a full time job as a Support Analyst at the ACT headquarters (same company that makes the test you took in high school) here in Iowa City IA. I also have another job doing Radio at a radio station here. I do fill-ins for DJ’s that are sick, but mostly I record commercials, and on site work.