Malystrix
06-02-2008, 08:09 PM
Section 1: Personal
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Name: Malystrix
Class: Rogue
1. Previous Guild(s): Azgalor: Brethren, GOA/Zissou/Escalators
Burning Blade: Those Who Remain, Legends
2. Reason(s) for leaving: Everything on Azgalor either died or transfered off. Those Who Remain don't exactly do anything and I was in the guild simply as a place to talk to my buddies. I was an app to Legends, however, wasn't the right fit for me.
3. Why do you want to join TFB? I want to join TFB because Ezazel/Fuzzylogic have told me to, as well as actually seeing endgame content.
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)? Yes
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor? lol, no.
6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies? ezazel/fuzzylogic/swanson/bloodboiler/dankusmagus and the list can keep going but I'll stop there
8. Do you have Ventrilo and a Mic? I have both.
Our Raid Schedule:
Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.
Even though we only raid the 4 days listed above, please rate your availability on all of these days: (1 = never, 5 = always)
(Please explain if you put less than a 5 on any one of the 4 raid days)
Monday:4
Tuesday:2 (Until a week/ week and a half from now then it's a 4)
Wednesday:3
Thursday:2 (Same as Tuesday, 4 in week and a half)
Friday:3
Saturday: 1
Sunday: 5
9. What is your internet connection type? (DSL, Cable, Hamster + Wheel, etc.) Cable
10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5? (1 = Shit, 5 = Awesome) 5
Section 2: Character
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1. Link your Armory
http://armory.worldofwarcraft.com/ch...de&n=Malystrix
2. What spec. are you?
PvE: 20/41/0
3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?
-A- Engineering - Goblin engineering
-B- Jewel crafting - Every cut minus some terrible blue ones
4. Do you have any alts worth noting?
Flufflasaur!!! The best druid in the world.
Section 3a: Misc.
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1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? (be honest and explain!) Give him a hug? I wouldn't really care. It's hard to tell rogues they fail... we push 3 buttons in PvE and -maybe- rotate around things.
2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? (be honest and explain!) /shrug isn't a bit deal.
Section 3b: Misc.
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Now... this last set of questions are here for you to have fun with. But do just that; have fun with them! By simply answering with one word for every question that shows that you don't give a damn, and that you didn't spend time on the App! You don't have to have good or large answers for EVERY question, just make an effort. That being said, good luck. ^_^
1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called?
The guild name would first of all have to be re-named to my alt's guild, wuvable wascals and then the ranks copied from there.
2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey?
Neither, they both suck.
3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do?
Monkey.
4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish?
Of course I finish, what kind of question is that? wtf?
5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like?
Yes.
6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish.
Getting away with murder? Damned if I know.
7. Do you know how many guilds have broken up since TFB has formed?
/shrug I'm an evil transfer
8. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section?
More stuff about the "disease" micro-penis... goto google. It's funny/sad/gross all at once... But you will feel better about yourself... unless...
Is there anything else you want to say?
Ezazel is fat.
Also I'm prolly logged out in my fantastic PvP gear, I have 240 hit (low yes, I know. I'm bad)
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Name: Malystrix
Class: Rogue
1. Previous Guild(s): Azgalor: Brethren, GOA/Zissou/Escalators
Burning Blade: Those Who Remain, Legends
2. Reason(s) for leaving: Everything on Azgalor either died or transfered off. Those Who Remain don't exactly do anything and I was in the guild simply as a place to talk to my buddies. I was an app to Legends, however, wasn't the right fit for me.
3. Why do you want to join TFB? I want to join TFB because Ezazel/Fuzzylogic have told me to, as well as actually seeing endgame content.
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)? Yes
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor? lol, no.
6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies? ezazel/fuzzylogic/swanson/bloodboiler/dankusmagus and the list can keep going but I'll stop there
8. Do you have Ventrilo and a Mic? I have both.
Our Raid Schedule:
Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.
Even though we only raid the 4 days listed above, please rate your availability on all of these days: (1 = never, 5 = always)
(Please explain if you put less than a 5 on any one of the 4 raid days)
Monday:4
Tuesday:2 (Until a week/ week and a half from now then it's a 4)
Wednesday:3
Thursday:2 (Same as Tuesday, 4 in week and a half)
Friday:3
Saturday: 1
Sunday: 5
9. What is your internet connection type? (DSL, Cable, Hamster + Wheel, etc.) Cable
10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5? (1 = Shit, 5 = Awesome) 5
Section 2: Character
---------------------------
1. Link your Armory
http://armory.worldofwarcraft.com/ch...de&n=Malystrix
2. What spec. are you?
PvE: 20/41/0
3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?
-A- Engineering - Goblin engineering
-B- Jewel crafting - Every cut minus some terrible blue ones
4. Do you have any alts worth noting?
Flufflasaur!!! The best druid in the world.
Section 3a: Misc.
---------------------
1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? (be honest and explain!) Give him a hug? I wouldn't really care. It's hard to tell rogues they fail... we push 3 buttons in PvE and -maybe- rotate around things.
2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? (be honest and explain!) /shrug isn't a bit deal.
Section 3b: Misc.
---------------------
Now... this last set of questions are here for you to have fun with. But do just that; have fun with them! By simply answering with one word for every question that shows that you don't give a damn, and that you didn't spend time on the App! You don't have to have good or large answers for EVERY question, just make an effort. That being said, good luck. ^_^
1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called?
The guild name would first of all have to be re-named to my alt's guild, wuvable wascals and then the ranks copied from there.
2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey?
Neither, they both suck.
3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do?
Monkey.
4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish?
Of course I finish, what kind of question is that? wtf?
5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like?
Yes.
6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish.
Getting away with murder? Damned if I know.
7. Do you know how many guilds have broken up since TFB has formed?
/shrug I'm an evil transfer
8. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section?
More stuff about the "disease" micro-penis... goto google. It's funny/sad/gross all at once... But you will feel better about yourself... unless...
Is there anything else you want to say?
Ezazel is fat.
Also I'm prolly logged out in my fantastic PvP gear, I have 240 hit (low yes, I know. I'm bad)