Maddy
05-22-2008, 06:34 PM
Section 1: Personal
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Name: Madason
Class: Priest
1. Previous Guild(s): Riders of the Red Dawn on Twisting Nether
2. Reason(s) for leaving: Our GM got sick and then our guild fell apart
3. Why do you want to join TFB? I’m looking to join a raiding guild that has a sense of humor and can still get the job done.
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)? Yes, and good, horde are douches.
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor? Not at all
6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies? Nope, I’m not from this server
8. Do you have Ventrilo and a Mic? Yes
Our Raid Schedule:
Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.
Even though we only raid the 4 days listed above, please rate your availability on all of these days: (1 = never, 5 = always)
(Please explain if you put less than a 5 on any one of the 4 raid days)
Monday: 5
Tuesday: 5
Wednesday:1
Thursday: 5
Friday: 2
Saturday: 2
Sunday: 5
9. What is your internet connection type? (DSL, Cable, Hamster + Wheel, etc.) Cable
10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5? (1 = Shit, 5 = Awesome) 4.5
Section 2: Character
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1. Link your Armory http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Blackwing+Lair&n=Madason
2. What spec. are you? At the moment I’m 20/41 Holy. However, I’ll spec however you need me to.
3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?
-A- Tailoring
-B- Alchemy – Flask of Supreme Power, Flask of Fortification
4. Do you have any alts worth noting? Not really
Section 3a: Misc.
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1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? (be honest and explain!) My old GM screamed at us and called us helmet kids all the time, I don’t mind. I keep my mouth shut and do my job.
2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? (be honest and explain!) Go cry in the corner of my room for the next few hours, QQ. Honestly, I don’t care, if I was asked to sit out that’s what I’d do, no big deal.
Section 3b: Misc.
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Now... this last set of questions are here for you to have fun with. But do just that; have fun with them! By simply answering with one word for every question that shows that you don't give a damn, and that you didn't spend time on the App! You don't have to have good or large answers for EVERY question, just make an effort. That being said, good luck. ^_^
1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called? Godfather, Consigliere, Soldier, Stunad
2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey? Iceland never conquered anything. The Turkish were responsible for the Ottoman Empire which spanned 3 continents, clearly the better raiders.
3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do? The clear choice is monkey hands. Stumps aren’t really good for anything, at least with monkey hands I can still play WoW.
4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish? Well, apparently dead males stay hard for a few hours after they die, so yeah, I think I’d go ahead and finish. No use in having a dead friend and sex without an orgasm.
5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like? I think Waterworld really only showed the world how to spend a lot of money on a shitty movie. However, I’d like to believe that it will be like Terminator 2 with hot male robots running around.
6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish. Well the perfect murder by definition is one you won’t get caught committing, and the best way to not get caught is if police never find the weapon. Therefore, I think stabbing someone to death with an icicle is the perfect murder. Icicle melts and nobody is the wiser.
7. Do you know how many guilds have broken up since TFB has formed? Roughly 1,465,465,265,481
8. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section? These are pretty good and I don’t like to mess with perfection.
Is there anything else you want to say? After my guild broke up I took a short break from raiding and I’d like to start seriously raiding again and you guys seem like an awesome guild to be a part of and if I don’t get in at least I had fun filling out the application.
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Name: Madason
Class: Priest
1. Previous Guild(s): Riders of the Red Dawn on Twisting Nether
2. Reason(s) for leaving: Our GM got sick and then our guild fell apart
3. Why do you want to join TFB? I’m looking to join a raiding guild that has a sense of humor and can still get the job done.
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)? Yes, and good, horde are douches.
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor? Not at all
6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies? Nope, I’m not from this server
8. Do you have Ventrilo and a Mic? Yes
Our Raid Schedule:
Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.
Even though we only raid the 4 days listed above, please rate your availability on all of these days: (1 = never, 5 = always)
(Please explain if you put less than a 5 on any one of the 4 raid days)
Monday: 5
Tuesday: 5
Wednesday:1
Thursday: 5
Friday: 2
Saturday: 2
Sunday: 5
9. What is your internet connection type? (DSL, Cable, Hamster + Wheel, etc.) Cable
10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5? (1 = Shit, 5 = Awesome) 4.5
Section 2: Character
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1. Link your Armory http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Blackwing+Lair&n=Madason
2. What spec. are you? At the moment I’m 20/41 Holy. However, I’ll spec however you need me to.
3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?
-A- Tailoring
-B- Alchemy – Flask of Supreme Power, Flask of Fortification
4. Do you have any alts worth noting? Not really
Section 3a: Misc.
---------------------
1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? (be honest and explain!) My old GM screamed at us and called us helmet kids all the time, I don’t mind. I keep my mouth shut and do my job.
2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? (be honest and explain!) Go cry in the corner of my room for the next few hours, QQ. Honestly, I don’t care, if I was asked to sit out that’s what I’d do, no big deal.
Section 3b: Misc.
---------------------
Now... this last set of questions are here for you to have fun with. But do just that; have fun with them! By simply answering with one word for every question that shows that you don't give a damn, and that you didn't spend time on the App! You don't have to have good or large answers for EVERY question, just make an effort. That being said, good luck. ^_^
1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called? Godfather, Consigliere, Soldier, Stunad
2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey? Iceland never conquered anything. The Turkish were responsible for the Ottoman Empire which spanned 3 continents, clearly the better raiders.
3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do? The clear choice is monkey hands. Stumps aren’t really good for anything, at least with monkey hands I can still play WoW.
4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish? Well, apparently dead males stay hard for a few hours after they die, so yeah, I think I’d go ahead and finish. No use in having a dead friend and sex without an orgasm.
5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like? I think Waterworld really only showed the world how to spend a lot of money on a shitty movie. However, I’d like to believe that it will be like Terminator 2 with hot male robots running around.
6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish. Well the perfect murder by definition is one you won’t get caught committing, and the best way to not get caught is if police never find the weapon. Therefore, I think stabbing someone to death with an icicle is the perfect murder. Icicle melts and nobody is the wiser.
7. Do you know how many guilds have broken up since TFB has formed? Roughly 1,465,465,265,481
8. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section? These are pretty good and I don’t like to mess with perfection.
Is there anything else you want to say? After my guild broke up I took a short break from raiding and I’d like to start seriously raiding again and you guys seem like an awesome guild to be a part of and if I don’t get in at least I had fun filling out the application.