Ellianne
05-20-2008, 09:06 PM
Section 1: Personal
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Name and Class:
Ellianne – Shaman
Gradar - Druid
1. Previous Guild(s): Disciples of the Watch, Defiance, Lobstrs Go Peench Peench
2. Reason(s) for leaving: We left Disciples of the Watch for Defiance because we wanted to see more end-game content. Defiance stopped raiding about 2 or 3 months after we joined, and the current guild we’re in (Lobstrs) is just for fun, started by a friend of ours.
3. Why do you want to join TFB? We are good friends with Yovalord, who told us that you were in need of healers. We’re two experienced raid healers who want to experience more end-game content, and help with any and all guild progression.
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)? Yes.
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor? Absolutely not, we’re good-natured, laid-back people who enjoy humor, in all of its forms. ?
6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies? We know Yovalord quite well from Disciples of the Watch and have raided with him before. I don’t believe either one of us have any enemies within the guild, or really, the server—we’re friendly people.
8. Do you have Ventrilo and a Mic? Yes, we both do. Ellianne uses a Macintosh, in case that causes any issues with your guild vent.
Our Raid Schedule:
Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.
Even though we only raid the 4 days listed above, please rate your availability on all of these days: (1 = never, 5 = always)
(Please explain if you put less than a 5 on any one of the 4 raid days)
Ellianne: I have a shifting work schedule, and on some nights, I work until 8:30. This changes—and I do get three days off per week. If necessary, I could request the raid days as my regular days off. Otherwise, I will be online on time for the raid, or as soon as I get home from work.
Monday: 4
Tuesday: 4
Wednesday:4
Thursday: 4
Friday:4
Saturday:4
Sunday:4
Gradar: I’m graduating on Saturday from Elon University, and I do not have a job yet for the summer, so I should be wide open and available for any and all raids. Once my job status changes, I’ll hopefully be working during the day, as opposed to at night. I occasionally have family obligations—like our beach vacation during the summer—but I can let you know in advance.
Monday: 4
Tuesday: 4
Wednesday:4
Thursday: 4
Friday:4
Saturday:4
Sunday:4
9. What is your internet connection type? We both use cable internet.
10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5? (1 = Shit, 5 = Awesome) 5—Our connections are generally very reliable, it is seldom that we have internet issues.
Section 2: Character
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1. Link your Armory
Ellianne - http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Burning+Blade&n=Ellianne
Gradar - http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Burning+Blade&n=Gradar
2. What spec. are you? We are both restoration spec. Ellianne has a full-epic and enchanted enhancement set, as well. Gradar does have a decent feral cat dps set, though she’s working on improving it and finishing the enchants.
3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?
Ellianne:
-A- Herbalism
-B- Alchemy- I have every flask and am a potions master. I have every dropped bind on pickup pattern, as well as the Destruction Potion and Insane Strength Potion. Also, I have every major protection potion, as well as their corresponding cauldron.
Gradar:
-A- Skinning
-B- Leatherworking – I am a tribal leatherworker with a few of the epic patterns—such as the Living Dragonscale Helm, and the Monsoon Belt.
4. Do you have any alts worth noting?
No, we’ve focused more upon our main characters.
Section 3a: Misc.
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1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? (be honest and explain!) We would respectfully attempt to reconcile the disagreement, with as little argument as possible.
2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? (be honest and explain!) While we probably would feel slightly bent-out-of-shape if there was no real reason, we would not get upset or angry—it is just a game.
Section 3b: Misc.
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Now... this last set of questions are here for you to have fun with. But do just that; have fun with them! By simply answering with one word for every question that shows that you don't give a damn, and that you didn't spend time on the App! You don't have to have good or large answers for EVERY question, just make an effort. That being said, good luck. ^_^
1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called?
Gradar’s answer: Diana Ross, for the guild leader, and the Supremes, for everyone else.
Ellianne’s answer: The leader could be ‘Da Boss’ and ‘Minions’ for everyone?
2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey?
Ellianne’s answer: I would guess that there are more computers and more people in Turkey, so they’d probably have more and better raiders.
Gradar’s answer: Iceland—it must be too cold and boring in the middle of the ocean to do anything else!
3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do?
Ellianne’s answer: Attach the hands of a monkey, I’d still need to beat off—I don’t know what I’d do without my lefty.
Gradar’s answer: Wow, that accident would be painful! Can there be a third option—not getting in the accident? ? Anyways, I’d probably choose the monkey hands.
4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish?
Gradar’s answer: As a female, it may be quite hard to finish with a dead man. I’d probably wait till I got home.
Ellianne’s answer: Hell no—that’s disgusting. I’d be out of there so fast.
5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like?
Gradar’s answer: Sadly, I’ve never seen any of the three movies named, but I do hope the post-apocalyptic world is full of rainbows, butterflies, and plenty of Burger King—my favorite fast food.
Ellianne: I hope that ‘Waterworld’ is an accurate portrayal—boats are awesome, and webbed feet kick ass, too.
6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish.
Ellianne’s answer: I don’t like killing people.
Gradar’s answer: Hmm….I’m thinking the kind where the murderer isn’t caught and ends up with tons of cash.
7. Do you know how many guilds have broken up since TFB has formed?
Ellianne’s answer: I dunno---100? Probably a ton, you guys have been around forever, it seems.
Gradar’s answer: Ditto. My brain is fried right now with the end of exams, I can’t think of math.
8. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section?
If it came down to someone cutting off your pinky toe or deleting your main, which would you pick?
Is there anything else you want to say?
The extra questions were great and very funny! We look forward to hearing back from you in-game.
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Name and Class:
Ellianne – Shaman
Gradar - Druid
1. Previous Guild(s): Disciples of the Watch, Defiance, Lobstrs Go Peench Peench
2. Reason(s) for leaving: We left Disciples of the Watch for Defiance because we wanted to see more end-game content. Defiance stopped raiding about 2 or 3 months after we joined, and the current guild we’re in (Lobstrs) is just for fun, started by a friend of ours.
3. Why do you want to join TFB? We are good friends with Yovalord, who told us that you were in need of healers. We’re two experienced raid healers who want to experience more end-game content, and help with any and all guild progression.
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)? Yes.
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor? Absolutely not, we’re good-natured, laid-back people who enjoy humor, in all of its forms. ?
6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies? We know Yovalord quite well from Disciples of the Watch and have raided with him before. I don’t believe either one of us have any enemies within the guild, or really, the server—we’re friendly people.
8. Do you have Ventrilo and a Mic? Yes, we both do. Ellianne uses a Macintosh, in case that causes any issues with your guild vent.
Our Raid Schedule:
Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.
Even though we only raid the 4 days listed above, please rate your availability on all of these days: (1 = never, 5 = always)
(Please explain if you put less than a 5 on any one of the 4 raid days)
Ellianne: I have a shifting work schedule, and on some nights, I work until 8:30. This changes—and I do get three days off per week. If necessary, I could request the raid days as my regular days off. Otherwise, I will be online on time for the raid, or as soon as I get home from work.
Monday: 4
Tuesday: 4
Wednesday:4
Thursday: 4
Friday:4
Saturday:4
Sunday:4
Gradar: I’m graduating on Saturday from Elon University, and I do not have a job yet for the summer, so I should be wide open and available for any and all raids. Once my job status changes, I’ll hopefully be working during the day, as opposed to at night. I occasionally have family obligations—like our beach vacation during the summer—but I can let you know in advance.
Monday: 4
Tuesday: 4
Wednesday:4
Thursday: 4
Friday:4
Saturday:4
Sunday:4
9. What is your internet connection type? We both use cable internet.
10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5? (1 = Shit, 5 = Awesome) 5—Our connections are generally very reliable, it is seldom that we have internet issues.
Section 2: Character
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1. Link your Armory
Ellianne - http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Burning+Blade&n=Ellianne
Gradar - http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Burning+Blade&n=Gradar
2. What spec. are you? We are both restoration spec. Ellianne has a full-epic and enchanted enhancement set, as well. Gradar does have a decent feral cat dps set, though she’s working on improving it and finishing the enchants.
3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?
Ellianne:
-A- Herbalism
-B- Alchemy- I have every flask and am a potions master. I have every dropped bind on pickup pattern, as well as the Destruction Potion and Insane Strength Potion. Also, I have every major protection potion, as well as their corresponding cauldron.
Gradar:
-A- Skinning
-B- Leatherworking – I am a tribal leatherworker with a few of the epic patterns—such as the Living Dragonscale Helm, and the Monsoon Belt.
4. Do you have any alts worth noting?
No, we’ve focused more upon our main characters.
Section 3a: Misc.
---------------------
1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? (be honest and explain!) We would respectfully attempt to reconcile the disagreement, with as little argument as possible.
2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? (be honest and explain!) While we probably would feel slightly bent-out-of-shape if there was no real reason, we would not get upset or angry—it is just a game.
Section 3b: Misc.
---------------------
Now... this last set of questions are here for you to have fun with. But do just that; have fun with them! By simply answering with one word for every question that shows that you don't give a damn, and that you didn't spend time on the App! You don't have to have good or large answers for EVERY question, just make an effort. That being said, good luck. ^_^
1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called?
Gradar’s answer: Diana Ross, for the guild leader, and the Supremes, for everyone else.
Ellianne’s answer: The leader could be ‘Da Boss’ and ‘Minions’ for everyone?
2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey?
Ellianne’s answer: I would guess that there are more computers and more people in Turkey, so they’d probably have more and better raiders.
Gradar’s answer: Iceland—it must be too cold and boring in the middle of the ocean to do anything else!
3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do?
Ellianne’s answer: Attach the hands of a monkey, I’d still need to beat off—I don’t know what I’d do without my lefty.
Gradar’s answer: Wow, that accident would be painful! Can there be a third option—not getting in the accident? ? Anyways, I’d probably choose the monkey hands.
4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish?
Gradar’s answer: As a female, it may be quite hard to finish with a dead man. I’d probably wait till I got home.
Ellianne’s answer: Hell no—that’s disgusting. I’d be out of there so fast.
5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like?
Gradar’s answer: Sadly, I’ve never seen any of the three movies named, but I do hope the post-apocalyptic world is full of rainbows, butterflies, and plenty of Burger King—my favorite fast food.
Ellianne: I hope that ‘Waterworld’ is an accurate portrayal—boats are awesome, and webbed feet kick ass, too.
6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish.
Ellianne’s answer: I don’t like killing people.
Gradar’s answer: Hmm….I’m thinking the kind where the murderer isn’t caught and ends up with tons of cash.
7. Do you know how many guilds have broken up since TFB has formed?
Ellianne’s answer: I dunno---100? Probably a ton, you guys have been around forever, it seems.
Gradar’s answer: Ditto. My brain is fried right now with the end of exams, I can’t think of math.
8. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section?
If it came down to someone cutting off your pinky toe or deleting your main, which would you pick?
Is there anything else you want to say?
The extra questions were great and very funny! We look forward to hearing back from you in-game.