Priest: Fuzzylogic

[fuzzylogic]

Section 1: Personal
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Name: FuzzyLogic
Class: Priest (Dwarf)

1. Previous Guild(s): Destined, Surge, Manifest Destiny
2. Reason(s) for leaving: Lack of mage raid spots in MD.
3. Why do you want to join TFB? You're looking for healing priests, I love you guys, I like world PVP just as much as most of you.
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)? Yes, One are where you guys dont swing your epeen. I like that.
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor? The TFB Challenge made me giggle, so no.
6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies? I know a bunch of TFB members. They know me as Blindenvy, my mage.
8. Do you have Ventrilo and a Mic? Yes to both.

Our Raid Schedule:

Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.

Even though we only raid the 4 days listed above, please rate your availability on all of these days: (1 = never, 5 = always)
(Please explain if you put less than a 5 on any one of the 4 raid days)
Monday: 5 (I put a 5, however I currently have a night class on Mondays, this class ends in 2 weeks)
Tuesday: 5
Wednesday:5
Thursday: 5
Friday: 3
Saturday: 1
Sunday: 5

9. What is your internet connection type? (DSL, Cable, Hamster + Wheel, etc.) Cable.
10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5? (1 = Shit, 5 = Awesome) 5.

Section 2: Character
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1. Link your Armory
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Burning+Blade&n=Fuzzylogic
I have my pvp trinket on, I usually use the trinket from BM. The Scarab.
2. What spec. are you?
Im CoH. (20/41/0)
3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?

-A- Mining
-B- Herbing

4. Do you have any alts worth noting?
Blindenvy (70 Mage) - Enchanter/Tailor
Neurotic (70 Warlock) - JC/Alchemist


Section 3a: Misc.
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1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? I would ask to have sexy time to make up for my offenses. Honestly it doesnt phase me. I would correct the problem and move on.

2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? I would go farm herbs/ore, Or log onto an alt. I dont like sitting but Im getting used to it =/


Section 3b: Misc.
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Now... this last set of questions are here for you to have fun with. But do just that; have fun with them! By simply answering with one word for every question that shows that you don't give a damn, and that you didn't spend time on the App! You don't have to have good or large answers for EVERY question, just make an effort. That being said, good luck. ^_^

1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called?
Rank 1 - Whale Sized Epeen
Rank 2 - I suck ^ Epeen
Rank 3 - Has you seen my Epicz
Rank 4 - Im a noob
Rank 5 - I haz an Alt

2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey?
Iceland because they are frozen to their seats.

3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do?
Monkey hands, so when I started flinging poo around the room, I could blame it on some weird post surgery transferism effect. /fling poo

4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish?
Of couse, its still warm, I might even wait a bit let rigomortis set in for that tight virgin feel.

5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like?
Yes. Everyone for themself. Pew Pew Lazers/Epic battles in the Desert/Fish People, sign me up please.

6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish.
Killing my Ex-Girlfriend, This would make my life perfect.

7. Do you know how many guilds have broken up since TFB has formed?
I lost count past 15. This question makes my brain hurt. You guys have been around far to long raiding cross roads/ogrimmar.

8. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section?

I always thought applicants should have to post a picture of thier tits. This way when females app they dont have an excuse whey they shouldnt post thiers because all the guys did..


Is there anything else you want to say?

As most of you know I have been playing my mage as my main since forever, I have been seeing more than my fair share of OOR spots lately and after some comments by a fellow member have decided to take a different route in WOW. With that said, my priest will become my main. I play my priest very often and consider myself a good healer. My gear is a bit underpar, I know, but Im sure with a few pieces you guys most likely shard I will be caught up quickly. I know all the MH/BT/SW (Up to Brutalis) fights. That is all.


Also, if you are an applicant and would like to get in raids when possible, please join the channel "TFBapplications." This will allow us to look and see who is online when we are beginning raids and need people. Its our best means of contacting you so please make yourself available.

[yovalord]

We do need healers but your gear is only kara/ZA (za is fine), alot of the new badge gear is extremely good that you should work on but i dont have to tell you what to do, your in T6 content you dont need a guide. We are in need of healers so goodluck i dont want to miss anymore raids because of missing people. (:

[fuzzylogic]

We do need healers but your gear is only kara/ZA (za is fine), alot of the new badge gear is extremely good that you should work on but i dont have to tell you what to do, your in T6 content you dont need a guide. We are in need of healers so goodluck i dont want to miss anymore raids because of missing people. (:

Indeed. I have 84 badges atm. Working on getting more.

[Hoenizzle]

blindenvy is a good mage that has been around for along time. the way jibbers and me are getting offspec gear would be easy to gear out a priest quick. i wouldnt expect #1 on the healing meter but i bet he can keep up with skills.

[Eynon]

Gear isn't really an issue. I'd rather take someone's under geared character, that knows how to play, and comes prepared, then someone geared to the teeth with tunnel vision that doesn't know he's standing in a blizzard on the council until he dies from it.

You've been playing long enough in good guilds. I'll assume you know how to play.

Thanks for the app!

We're finishing up BT tonight. I wouldn't expect a spot tonight unless we have a healer shortage. Tuesday will obviously be a farm night, as will Thursday most likely. Be on both nights at around 6:30 when the raid group usually forms.

Question though. Did your mage have a static spot in MD's raids? And if yes, why do you no longer have one?

Basically, the way we work, is if you have a spot in our raid group, your going to keep it. If you suck (bad healing, bad dps, constantly pulling aggro, always dying etc...) we'll just phase you out. We won't just kick someone because someone who might do a little more dps comes along after you have been raiding with us for months, and in some cases, 2+ years.

[fuzzylogic]

Gear isn't really an issue. I'd rather take someone's under geared character, that knows how to play, and comes prepared, then someone geared to the teeth with tunnel vision that doesn't know he's standing in a blizzard on the council until he dies from it.

You've been playing long enough in good guilds. I'll assume you know how to play.

Thanks for the app!

Yes, fire/ice is bad, dont stand in it! No problem, happy to lend hand.



We're finishing up BT tonight. I wouldn't expect a spot tonight unless we have a healer shortage. Tuesday will obviously be a farm night, as will Thursday most likely. Be on both nights at around 6:30 when the raid group usually forms.


I can NOT make this evening. Like I posted above, I have class tonight (Monday) from 6pm-9:15pm, tonight is review for final or I would skip and raid. Next Monday(5/12) is final, then the class is done. I will make sure im online and ready to go on Tuesday and Thursday for raid start.



Question though. Did your mage have a static spot in MD's raids? And if yes, why do you no longer have one?


No, Mage spots were always rotated in MD between 5 of us, based upon who was online, who needed rep, who needed gear, etc.



Basically, the way we work, is if you have a spot in our raid group, your going to keep it. If you suck (bad healing, bad dps, constantly pulling aggro, always dying etc...) we'll just phase you out. We won't just kick someone because someone who might do a little more dps comes along after you have been raiding with us for months, and in some cases, 2+ years.

This sounds fair, and I would expect nothing less from a guild that wants to kill bosses effectively. With that in mind I look forward to raiding with you all and showing you what I got.

[Eynon]

I can NOT make this evening. Like I posted above, I have class tonight (Monday) from 6pm-9:15pm, tonight is review for final or I would skip and raid. Next Monday(5/12) is final, then the class is done. I will make sure im online and ready to go on Tuesday and Thursday for raid start.

Na, wouldn't expect you to skip a class, I just completly forgot about your class already. Good thing i'm not in charge of putting the raid together amirite?



This sounds fair, and I would expect nothing less from a guild that wants to kill bosses effectively. With that in mind I look forward to raiding with you all and showing you what I got.

Well, we got room for a priest. Wasn't trying to say, "You'll have to earn it and stand outside the instance portal for 8 raids or 25 hours, whatever comes first!" Just trying to provide some insight to our outlook on raid members.

[Hoenizzle]

would u mind being a spirit bitch? we need one ( no offence )

[fuzzylogic]

would u mind being a spirit bitch? we need one ( no offence )

I dont mind one way or the other.

I do feel CoH is the strongest spec for a healing priest however. Since my gear isnt all that I could spec Spirit to give a boost to everyone if needed.

[Bronyraur]

do you know Park? he was in surge

[fuzzylogic]

do you know Park? he was in surge

He was casual when I was with Surge, I know the name, didnt know him well. I think he had another charachter that he was playing the majority of the time.

[Eynon]

Mikekirby

Its just kind of a running joke for us. :P

I would think just knowing the fights in BT, and thinking of the fights in Sunwell, i'd think CoH would be the best. Illidan P2 would be a joke!

Go back in your cage Hoenizzle!

[Artakochi]

OMG HE WAS IN SURGE!!!

Hehehe, why did you leave MD? and if it was the lack of spots has a mage, why you didnt made an internal app or something with your priest?

[fuzzylogic]

Mikekirby

Its just kind of a running joke for us. :P

I would think just knowing the fights in BT, and thinking of the fights in Sunwell, i'd think CoH would be the best. Illidan P2 would be a joke!

Go back in your cage Hoenizzle!


Yeah, MikeKirby... He was raiding on him at the time. Park was his gear whore alt =)

Yeah I agree, CoH is OP.

Sorry Hoenizzle, Ill buy you some spirit scrolls, how about that? :wink:

[Falumir]

8. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section?

I always thought applicants should have to post a picture of thier tits. This way when females app they dont have an excuse whey they shouldnt post thiers because all the guys did..


This man is a genius!

[fuzzylogic]

OMG HE WAS IN SURGE!!!

Hehehe, why did you leave MD? and if it was the lack of spots has a mage, why you didnt made an internal app or something with your priest?


Hey, I remember you =)

I left to raid more frequently. I love MD, and get along with MOST everyone, I didnt leave them short handed or on bad terms or anything like that. I have been raiding with some of those members since I started playing the game. I didnt see transfering as an option, as BB is my home. I will never leave.

All in All, I just got bored sitting OOR. The best geared mages, with best attendance (not that mine was bad, here is a link to DKP (http://www.md-guild.net/dkp/viewmember.php?name=Blindenvy)) saw the SW spots most often.

Anyway, I saw that TFB was looking for healers, and decided to app to try and get in more raid time.

[Hoenizzle]

i had to try....... and it isnt a cave. Unless it is the ASTCAVE..

[fuzzylogic]

This man is a genius!

My applicant questionare has always consisted of:

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10063/post-tits-or-gtfo.png

[Eynon]

Heh, nice!


OOR = Out of Raid?

[fuzzylogic]

Heh, nice!


OOR = Out of Raid?


Yes sorry, thought that was common lingo.

[Ezazel]

Blind is and always was one of the best PVE players on this server imo, he was the Mage class rep in Destined forever, not to mention he gives great oral

[Eagleclaw]

Quick question. How would you feel speccing Imp Spirit for the sake of everyone in the raid?

[Mikekirby]

Yeah, MikeKirby... He was raiding on him at the time. Park was his gear whore alt =)

Yeah I agree, CoH is OP.

Sorry Hoenizzle, Ill buy you some spirit scrolls, how about that? :wink:

lol Park loot imo!

Blind was a very good mage back in the day, although I can say his theorycrafting might conflict even with Yield's! Good luck!

:kirby1:

[Qaadolip]

he was in SURGE?

[Artakochi]

he was in SURGE?
Yeah for like 2 weeks!

[fuzzylogic]

Yeah for like 2 weeks!

Longer than that. And I was an app forever.... Mtdew was lazy.

[Eagleclaw]

I guess it'd help to read questions already answered >.>

But yes. Since your gear isn't top notch yet, I think an imp spirit bot would be more helpful to the raid than another CoH spam Priest. Be available Tuesday, and maybe you'll get into BT farm night. That is, if Astraeus isn't in the "kill the first person to talks to me" mood

[Eynon]

After last night, he most likely will be.

[Eagleclaw]

NOTHING WENT WRONG LAST NIGHT! We one shot Illidan, and sat there for 2 hours having our congratulatory punch and pie

[fuzzylogic]

NOTHING WENT WRONG LAST NIGHT! We one shot Illidan, and sat there for 2 hours having our congratulatory punch and pie

O'rly?

I enjoyed vent last night, between sexing up numbed girls, killing people in GTA with helicopter Blades, and greengoos sex via wii, I had some laughs.

[Eynon]

Nope, Eagle is right. We /layed and looked up at the sky for 2 hours. Yes..........thats it.

Glad ya liked vent. heh

[Bronyraur]

POP QUIZ HOTSHOT

We'll need a 100 word essay about the following video by 3pm today.

jEa1BYBgeQI

[Hoenizzle]

TOP THAT

[Ezazel]

ok that video is........................ AMAZING

[fuzzylogic]

I cant view it at work, I dont have flash =/

[Babbage]

Park was in surge?!

[Bronyraur]

I cant view it at work, I dont have flash =/

that's great, but it's youtube! also, where do you work at in PA?

[fuzzylogic]

Park was in surge?!


Indeed.


Want to read something else thats funny?

FIXED LINK (http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/29/teen.charged.ap/index.html)

His plan was flawed. How did he expect to get into heaven? He surely would have gone to hell.

[fuzzylogic]

that's great, but it's youtube! also, where do you work at in PA?

Youtube requires Flash =/

I work at this gay company, where I sit in front of a screen all day, read forums, read news, theorycraft, and do some (read: little) work. Good job while im in school. However, I dont see how the people that have worked here for 5+ years have not slit their wrists in boredom. It takes me an hour to do what they do in 7.5 hours.

[Ezazel]

Damn it blind he was gonna ask for forgiviness and he was going to be truly sorry, then even thou he felt horrible about what he'd done he would continue with his plan once in heaven because thats just how he rolls

[Eynon]

I can't view youtube either at work. Everyone is all happy and proud that they can look at them, and you look at the replies feeling left out! Jerks!

PA ftw?

[fuzzylogic]

PA ftw?

Represent!

[Babbage]

I like using youtube at work almost as much as I like taffy. And I love taffy. MMMmmmm mmmm MMMMMMMMM mmm MMMMMmmmmmmmm MMMmmmm mmmm MMMMMMMMM mmm MMMMMmmmmmmmm MMMmmmm mmmm MMMMMMMMM mmm MMMMMmmmmmmmm MMMmmmm mmmm MMMMMMMMM mmm MMMMMmmmmmmmm MMMmmmm mmmm MMMMMMMMM mmm MMMMMmmmmmmmm MMMmmmm mmmm MMMMMMMMM mmm MMMMMmmmmmmmm MMMmmmm mmmm MMMMMMMMM mmm MMMMMmmmmmmmm MMMmmmm mmmm MMMMMMMMM mmm MMMMMmmmmmmmm .

[Qaadolip]

that video was probably the stupidest thing I've ever seen

[fuzzylogic]

POP QUIZ HOTSHOT

We'll need a 100 word essay about the following video by 3pm today.

jEa1BYBgeQI

So I bribed the IT guy to install flash. My essay.

What we have here is a fine display of "serious business" rap from the 80s. These ill suburban white boys stroke their ego to some phat beats which are smoothly flowing from thier allmighty boombox sitting atop of thier sexy whip. And what a whip it is, I bet that ride has gotten them countless poontang cream pie delights. I found myself grooving along with the beats, and swaying to those killer dance moves, only to be interupted by two bodaciously hot biker mommas, cruising on thier eco-friendly choppers (read: bicycle). A jaw dropping suprise when one baby momma bursted out with her ill rhymes. An epic battle of male ego and womenly sass ensued, leaving the males with nothing but a chubby to go home with. It is no suprise tube socks were taken advantage of when they arrived.

Disclaimer:
Tube Socks were taken advantage of in the making of this film, its a hard fact of life, get used to it.

[Popcorn]

You mentioned NOTHING about the magical necklace. :I

[fuzzylogic]

You mentioned NOTHING about the magical necklace. :I

Well I thought it was common knowledge why that necklace is magical it was given to her by me.

I gave her a pearl necklace after some ass to mouth loving, she loved it so much she let it dry and harden. Its been around her neck ever since... I guess you can call it magic.

[Popcorn]

You know Fuzzy, when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber. You go and do something like this... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF! :zomg:

[fuzzylogic]

You know Fuzzy, when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber. You go and do something like this... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF! :zomg:


I love that movie!

[Implant]

OK, i figure i might as well throw in my opinion because everyone always cares so much about what i have to say, and also, cause ive known blind IRL for over 10 years. here is my list of pros and cons.

cons first. he has a tendency to overcook or even burn chicken nuggets. he gets diarrhea very easily which can affect his raid attendance. he is not overtly racist on a constant basis, i dont know how well that will fit in with your guild chat. he has very very long legs, and even though they are skinny they are deceptively powerful and can cause a death-grip around virtually anyones torso in a homoerotic wrestling match over something stupid like, how much fucking turkey he will put on one sandwich. (seriously blind calm the fuck down you turkey jewer)

pros. hes good at math and computers and will help you do either in a timely and efficient manner. he gives good back massages. he will not try to fuck your girlfriend (but he will try to fuck the girl youre trying to cheat on your girlfriend with). hes actually pretty good at PVEing, which helps when youre like, doing that gay shit. GRATS ON WARGLAIVES RALLIN - I HATE YOU! he likes good music, and by that i mean he hates fat people. he is also not a bed wetter. but dont share a bed with him, because you dont want to know what exactly, made you wet.

thats all i can think of off the top of my head (not that i dont have a list in my wallet just in case of emergencies)

[Eynon]

he has very very long legs, and even though they are skinny they are deceptively powerful and can cause a death-grip around virtually anyones torso in a homoerotic wrestling match over something stupid like, how much fucking turkey he will put on one sandwich. (seriously blind calm the fuck down you turkey jewer)

lol, nice

So, your /ginvite will depend upon a homoerotic leg wrapping torso wrestling match!




Implant & Blind

vs.

Myself, Bronyraur, Kearse, Babbage & Calliope





You win, you get a /ginvite. You lose, the both of you will have to transfer to Kalecgos and leave PA FOREVER! You can NOT take any Tastycake Product, or Yuengling Product with you!

[fuzzylogic]

lol, nice

So, your /ginvite will depend upon a homoerotic leg wrapping torso wrestling match!




Implant & Blind

vs.

Myself, Bronyraur, Kearse, Babbage & Calliope





You win, you get a /ginvite. You lose, the both of you will have to transfer to Kalecgos and leave PA FOREVER! You can NOT take any Tastycake Product, or Yuengling Product with you!



UHH OH! THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS...

Implant forgot to mention my LOVE for Yuengling (also his love). We would fight to the death for it, oh, and my chicken leg death grip will END YOU! ....

[fuzzylogic]

OK, i figure i might as well throw in my opinion because everyone always cares so much about what i have to say, and also, cause ive known blind IRL for over 10 years. here is my list of pros and cons.

cons first. he has a tendency to overcook or even burn chicken nuggets. he gets diarrhea very easily which can affect his raid attendance. he is not overtly racist on a constant basis, i dont know how well that will fit in with your guild chat. he has very very long legs, and even though they are skinny they are deceptively powerful and can cause a death-grip around virtually anyones torso in a homoerotic wrestling match over something stupid like, how much fucking turkey he will put on one sandwich. (seriously blind calm the fuck down you turkey jewer)

pros. hes good at math and computers and will help you do either in a timely and efficient manner. he gives good back massages. he will not try to fuck your girlfriend (but he will try to fuck the girl youre trying to cheat on your girlfriend with). hes actually pretty good at PVEing, which helps when youre like, doing that gay shit. GRATS ON WARGLAIVES RALLIN - I HATE YOU! he likes good music, and by that i mean he hates fat people. he is also not a bed wetter. but dont share a bed with him, because you dont want to know what exactly, made you wet.

thats all i can think of off the top of my head (not that i dont have a list in my wallet just in case of emergencies)

Sorry man I like my nuggets crisspy! With a good amount of tobascco and ketchup.

And I cant help my love for wads of meat in my mouth. (Turkey meat, you sickos!)

[Implant]

lol, nice

So, your /ginvite will depend upon a homoerotic leg wrapping torso wrestling match!




Implant & Blind

vs.

Myself, Bronyraur, Kearse, Babbage & Calliope





You win, you get a /ginvite. You lose, the both of you will have to transfer to Kalecgos and leave PA FOREVER! You can NOT take any Tastycake Product, or Yuengling Product with you!

I'm afraid this might be the end of you Eynon, nothing will seperate me from my Yuengling, and i have a secret PA weapon or two i would bust out if i found myself in dire need. Eradikator and more yuengling! You dont want us ugly dwarfs doing you from behind.

[Eynon]

Your going to get Erad's help? PFT! He moved and took a job with Sony!

[Implant]

for yuengling? i can make it happen =)

[Bronyraur]

d7tRCfSuMTY

[Babbage]

7QLSRMoKKS0

[fuzzylogic]

7QLSRMoKKS0

WTF..... I couldn't help but laugh uncontrollably the first 3 times I watched this.

[Babbage]

Pretty much everywhere it's gonna be hot.

Best 9 seconds ever.

[fuzzylogic]

Thanks for the invite. Someone give me full access to forums if they can. I need to troll!

[Eynon]

I can do it.

BUT, i've never done it before. I know how to. But I just don't know how to save it. :/ Gimme a bit, i'm slightly mental.

[Hoenizzle]

damn virgins

[Eynon]

:(

A for effort?

[Eynon]

Unless I need senior admin? But in that case, why would I be able to see what I can and can't give you permission for?

Hm.....

[Eynon]

http://www.vbulletin.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1548156

Google found me that. I can see "Usergroups" but not "Promotions." I looked, and I have access to the "Moderator Control Panel" and not the "Admin."

Poop

[fuzzylogic]

Well, thanks for trying.

[Dief]

You suck Eynon.

Search > Users > Fuzzylogic > Usergroup = Guild Member

Save at bottom

[Babbage]

You suck Eynon.

Search > Users > Fuzzylogic > Usergroup = Guild Member

Save at bottom


I was figuring this out at the exact same time you were posting the answer. Weird.

[fuzzylogic]

Yay. Thanks.

[Eynon]

Dude, when I have time, i'm going to screen shot it. I don't have a save button.