greengoo
02-13-2008, 11:33 PM
For some reason this guy isn't getting a proper email when he tries to set up an account here, so I'm posting for him. I'm not vouching for him (yet), just posting his app.
-goo :coin:
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1. Previous Guild(s):
Nothing really worth mentioning.. No hardcore guilds yet since Pre-BC.
2. Reason(s) for leaving:
Well I left the Pre-BC Guild in hopes of quitting WoW for good... But I'm back on crack and never been happier.
3. Why do you want to join TFB?
I hear you guys are fun, fair, do alot of guildy things together, as well as your raiding awesomeness.
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)?
Yes, which I thank you for... Guild wars is for Guild Wars.
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor?
I am extremely offended with nigger, nipper, spick, jap, gook, dago, wop, cracker and beaner jokes. (Pfft)
6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies?
None that I remember. But if someone is my enemy, they can blow a goat.
8. Do you have Ventrilo and a Mic?
Yezzur.
Our Raid Schedule:
Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.
Even though we only raid the 4 days listed above, please rate your availability on all of these days: (1 = never, 5 = always)
(Please explain if you put less than a 5 on any one of the 4 raid days)
Monday: 5 assuming we dont go any later...
Tuesday: 5 assuming we dont go any later...
Wednesday: 5 assuming we dont go any later...
Thursday: 5 assuming we dont go any later...
Friday: 5 assuming we dont go any later...
Saturday: 5 assuming we dont go any later...
Sunday: 5 assuming we dont go any later...
9. What is your internet connection type? (DSL, Cable, Hamster + Wheel, etc.)
DSL
10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5? (1 = Shit, 5 = Awesome)
4.8. Usually kicks pretty good ass.
Section 2: Character
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1. Link your Armory
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Burning+Blade&n=Jibbers <-- Healing/PvP Gear... Have lots of others.
2. What spec. are you?
Right now Disc for PvP.. Will respec to w/e you want for raids... Have Shadow/Healing sets.
3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?
-A- 375 Tailoring - Runic/Mystic Spellthread, craptacular Soulcloth stuff.
-B- Soon to be 375 Mining, just rerolled from Herbalism - mainly for farming, but help guildies as well.
4. Do you have any alts worth noting?
Meh, not on this server, but my highest alt here is Doob, 47 Shaman.
5. Please post your current Status for the following:
Kharazan Attunement: Yep
Mount Hyjal Attunement: Nope - but always willing whenever.
Black Temple Attunement: Nope - but always willing whenever.
6. Faction Standing:
- Cenarian Expedition: Revered
- Honor Hold: Honored
- Lower City: Honored
- Sha'tar: Almost Exalted
- The Violet Eye: Exalted
- Keepers of Time: Honored
- Ashtongue Deathsworn: Friendly
Section 3a: Misc.
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1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? (be honest and explain!)
If he was serious I'd explain myself the best I could, if he told me to STFU when I tried, I'd STFU.... But if he was busting my balls, I'd be like "Wtf nigga, yell at the right mutha fucka, I ain't do shit, stinky snizz!"
2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? (be honest and explain!)
I wouldn't mind... This is WoW we're talking about... There's a million other things I can do.
Section 3b: Misc.
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Now... this last set of questions are here for you to have fun with. But do just that; have fun with them! By simply answering with one word for every question that shows that you don't give a damn, and that you didn't spend time on the App! You don't have to have good or large answers for EVERY question, just make an effort. That being said, good luck. ^_^
1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called?
From Slave to Redneck... w/e you want in between.
2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey?
Wtf? Canada!
3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do?
Stumps. Monkey hands are for black people.
4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish?
Well she JUST died, so why not.. Still fresh, and you could always say you didn't know.
5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like?
There's a billion fuckin' ways the world can end... That shits unpredictable. But personally I think Billy Ray Cyrus is on the way to a successful world domination.
6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish.
My idea of a perfect murder is a murder... done perfectly.
7. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section?
Lol. "What bad things have you heard about TFB, as a guild or even singling out a member?" (not like y'all give a shit, but hey, it could be entertaining.)
-goo :coin:
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1. Previous Guild(s):
Nothing really worth mentioning.. No hardcore guilds yet since Pre-BC.
2. Reason(s) for leaving:
Well I left the Pre-BC Guild in hopes of quitting WoW for good... But I'm back on crack and never been happier.
3. Why do you want to join TFB?
I hear you guys are fun, fair, do alot of guildy things together, as well as your raiding awesomeness.
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)?
Yes, which I thank you for... Guild wars is for Guild Wars.
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor?
I am extremely offended with nigger, nipper, spick, jap, gook, dago, wop, cracker and beaner jokes. (Pfft)
6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies?
None that I remember. But if someone is my enemy, they can blow a goat.
8. Do you have Ventrilo and a Mic?
Yezzur.
Our Raid Schedule:
Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.
Even though we only raid the 4 days listed above, please rate your availability on all of these days: (1 = never, 5 = always)
(Please explain if you put less than a 5 on any one of the 4 raid days)
Monday: 5 assuming we dont go any later...
Tuesday: 5 assuming we dont go any later...
Wednesday: 5 assuming we dont go any later...
Thursday: 5 assuming we dont go any later...
Friday: 5 assuming we dont go any later...
Saturday: 5 assuming we dont go any later...
Sunday: 5 assuming we dont go any later...
9. What is your internet connection type? (DSL, Cable, Hamster + Wheel, etc.)
DSL
10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5? (1 = Shit, 5 = Awesome)
4.8. Usually kicks pretty good ass.
Section 2: Character
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1. Link your Armory
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Burning+Blade&n=Jibbers <-- Healing/PvP Gear... Have lots of others.
2. What spec. are you?
Right now Disc for PvP.. Will respec to w/e you want for raids... Have Shadow/Healing sets.
3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?
-A- 375 Tailoring - Runic/Mystic Spellthread, craptacular Soulcloth stuff.
-B- Soon to be 375 Mining, just rerolled from Herbalism - mainly for farming, but help guildies as well.
4. Do you have any alts worth noting?
Meh, not on this server, but my highest alt here is Doob, 47 Shaman.
5. Please post your current Status for the following:
Kharazan Attunement: Yep
Mount Hyjal Attunement: Nope - but always willing whenever.
Black Temple Attunement: Nope - but always willing whenever.
6. Faction Standing:
- Cenarian Expedition: Revered
- Honor Hold: Honored
- Lower City: Honored
- Sha'tar: Almost Exalted
- The Violet Eye: Exalted
- Keepers of Time: Honored
- Ashtongue Deathsworn: Friendly
Section 3a: Misc.
---------------------
1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? (be honest and explain!)
If he was serious I'd explain myself the best I could, if he told me to STFU when I tried, I'd STFU.... But if he was busting my balls, I'd be like "Wtf nigga, yell at the right mutha fucka, I ain't do shit, stinky snizz!"
2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? (be honest and explain!)
I wouldn't mind... This is WoW we're talking about... There's a million other things I can do.
Section 3b: Misc.
---------------------
Now... this last set of questions are here for you to have fun with. But do just that; have fun with them! By simply answering with one word for every question that shows that you don't give a damn, and that you didn't spend time on the App! You don't have to have good or large answers for EVERY question, just make an effort. That being said, good luck. ^_^
1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called?
From Slave to Redneck... w/e you want in between.
2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey?
Wtf? Canada!
3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do?
Stumps. Monkey hands are for black people.
4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish?
Well she JUST died, so why not.. Still fresh, and you could always say you didn't know.
5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like?
There's a billion fuckin' ways the world can end... That shits unpredictable. But personally I think Billy Ray Cyrus is on the way to a successful world domination.
6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish.
My idea of a perfect murder is a murder... done perfectly.
7. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section?
Lol. "What bad things have you heard about TFB, as a guild or even singling out a member?" (not like y'all give a shit, but hey, it could be entertaining.)