Warlock: Yovalord

[yovalord]

Section 1: Personal
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Name:Yovalord
Class:Warlock

1. Previous Guild(s):
Affinity,Reborn,DotW

2. Reason(s) for leaving:
asked to leave,dead,kicked for apping affinity

3. Why do you want to join TFB?

To be honest your the only guild in BT and Hyjal that has a need for warlocks.

4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)?

Yes

5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor?

No

6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies?

Swanson is my bud, eh i dunno turkee was a big jerk to me a while back ):

8. Do you have Ventrilo and a Mic?

yes

Our Raid Schedule:

Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.

Even though we only raid the 4 days listed above, please rate your availability on all of these days: (1 = never, 5 = always)
(Please explain if you put less than a 5 on any one of the 4 raid days)
Monday: 5 assuming we go through those times, i go to bed at 12pm
Tuesday: 5 assuming we go through those times, i go to bed at 12pm
Wednesday: 5 assuming we go through those times, i go to bed at 12pm
Thursday: 5 assuming we go through those times, i go to bed at 12pm
Friday: 5 always up
Saturday: 5 always up
Sunday: 5 assuming we go through those times, i go to bed at 12pm

9. What is your internet connection type? (DSL, Cable, Hamster + Wheel, etc.)

cable

10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5? (1 = Shit, 5 = Awesome)

4.9 it farts every now and then

Section 2: Character
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1. Link your Armory

http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Burning+Blade&n=Yovalord

2. What spec. are you?

Sl/Sl for pvp, UA afliction for raiding

3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?

-A- 375 tailoring, have top spellthread
-B- 375 enchanting, 15 resil to chest, mongoose

4. Do you have any alts worth noting?

no


5. Please post your current Status for the following:

Kharazan Attunement: done

Mount Hyjal Attunement: done

Black Temple Attunement: done (:


6. Faction Standing:

- Cenarian Expedition: revered
- Honor Hold: exalted
- Lower City: honored
- Sha'tar: revered
- The Violet Eye: exalted
- Keepers of Time: friendly
- Ashtongue Deathsworn: friendly


Section 3a: Misc.
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1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? (be honest and explain!)

Id attempt to explain what i did and prolly take it

2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? (be honest and explain!)

If i wasnt needed i wouldnt go, PvP is really my thing but raiding is fun too (:

Section 3b: Misc.
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Now... this last set of questions are here for you to have fun with. But do just that; have fun with them! By simply answering with one word for every question that shows that you don't give a damn, and that you didn't spend time on the App! You don't have to have good or large answers for EVERY question, just make an effort. That being said, good luck. ^_^

1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called?
asg , qwerqw , xcnz , shafklgas

2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey?
Lumbridge

3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do?
stumps because im in no way shape or form african

4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish?
Yes

5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like?

No

6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish.

TIRE FIRE TIRE FIRE

7. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section?

"Snowballs or Heavy leather balls"


Is there anything else you want to say?

I know for sure just in like any other app ive ever had somebody is going to post my old forum post, do it again to show off how original you are (:

[yovalord]

I will log tonight with PvE gear on

[Qaadolip]

Lumbridge.. lol.. runescape was so fun back in the day before they upgraded to a 3d graphics engine.. that ruined the game.

[yovalord]

Lumbridge.. lol.. runescape was so fun back in the day before they upgraded to a 3d graphics engine.. that ruined the game.

was great, back in the day at least

[Qaadolip]

I started playing when there were 3 servers with a max pop of 300 each... a bit different from the RS of today. I still keep in touch with several friends that I made playing RS though. PKing was fun and the wild was always entertaining before 3d got introduced.

[Eynon]

OMFG!


Someone attuned to BT/MH! Dear lord! /heart attack

[yovalord]

I started playing when there were 3 servers with a max pop of 300 each... a bit different from the RS of today. I still keep in touch with several friends that I made playing RS though. PKing was fun and the wild was always entertaining before 3d got introduced.

Yeah it almost embarrasses me to say i started the game and my internet life in 2nd grade (now in 11th) prolly around the same time you did, and still to this day i play with friends i met on RS here on WoW.

[yovalord]

Waiting to hear on some feedback on this, in other words, bump

[Dief]

If you are attuned, pst Astraeus around 6:30 tonight ... We are doing Archimonde (so slim chances a guilde will sit for ya tonight, but shows interest).

This and next week for sure are Hyjal/Bt runs so just keep trying.

[yovalord]

Will do

[Indira]

No more Tarja I guess :(

[Hordehateme]

Dude I played back then Qaa.. 3 Servers and all 3D came out and I went to Classic.. but whatev

Now onto the task at hand.. My alt is actually in Reborn with Yova.. He's a pretty chill guy. Actually came on board to help us through TK and SSC which was really nice of him.

[yovalord]

Dude I played back then Qaa.. 3 Servers and all 3D came out and I went to Classic.. but whatev

Now onto the task at hand.. My alt is actually in Reborn with Yova.. He's a pretty chill guy. Actually came on board to help us through TK and SSC which was really nice of him.

Yeah reborn was attempting SSC ant TK and i thought i would help out but soon after like a hurricane of drama hit and now it seems they are back to kara running and im not going to do that.

[yovalord]

No more Tarja I guess :(

I assume he was an app , sorry in advanced to him if im complicating things for him D:

[Pargiddle]

I assume he was an app , sorry in advanced to him if im complicating things for him D:

Tarja is Indira's alt warlock. She got to have fun with her since I quit raiding :cboo:

[Dief]

Pargiggles is so awesome!

[Indira]

lol

[Dief]

I dream about Pargiggles sexy bod at night!!!!!!!!!

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm boobies... all i got.

[yovalord]

D:

[Dief]

I am being keylogged ><

[Yield]

I'll throw out a question for you.

What kind of raider are you?

Now you think think to yourself..."Wtf does that mean".

Well, I'll give a little guidance with how I would answer the Q if I were you. Are you:

1. A "raiding is fun, wtf, don't tell me how to play" kind of raider.
2. A "raiding if just something to fill time between Arenas" kind of raider
3. A "Wtf, I'd have .01% higher DPS if I changed this Potent Noble Topaz to a +9 dmg gem, time to hit the AH" kind of raider (AKA a Max/Minimalist).

For my own selfish reasons I would love to see a well geared Destro Lock in raids. They take up less debuff slots, and scale better end game, but lets be realistic. I want Hoe (our SP) to get Imp SB so he does more dmg, there by giving me more mana which in turn lets me do more dmg.

If you had the gear, would you be willing to spec Destro?

Also, why were you asked to leave Affinity?

[yovalord]

I'll throw out a question for you.

What kind of raider are you?

Now you think think to yourself..."Wtf does that mean".

Well, I'll give a little guidance with how I would answer the Q if I were you. Are you:

1. A "raiding is fun, wtf, don't tell me how to play" kind of raider.
2. A "raiding if just something to fill time between Arenas" kind of raider
3. A "Wtf, I'd have .01% higher DPS if I changed this Potent Noble Topaz to a +9 dmg gem, time to hit the AH" kind of raider (AKA a Max/Minimalist).

For my own selfish reasons I would love to see a well geared Destro Lock in raids. They take up less debuff slots, and scale better end game, but lets be realistic. I want Hoe (our SP) to get Imp SB so he does more dmg, there by giving me more mana which in turn lets me do more dmg.

If you had the gear, would you be willing to spec Destro?

Also, why were you asked to leave Affinity?

I would like to say im parts of 1 2 and 3. Though arena is what i seem to be best at i would love to raid more of hyjal and BT. Yes once i am geared destro is actualy what i would like to try raiding as because it puts out more dps, but i currently dont have the right gear for it and really no experiance as playing it but how hard could it be?

Why i left affinity. I was asked to leave mainly because aparently sombody didnt like me, my only way of staying would for me to be as good as the other locks in the guild and sadly im not in T6 or even T6 quality gear yet so to avoid another member with T6 quality gear (which i have no idea who it is) i left. . . I took into consideration that it was just a nice way kicking me because my dps wasnt up to par but then i dont know why my request for being casual in the guild was denied. I really loved affinity and had fun being in the guild it just seems somebody didnt feel the same way about me.

Edit:
Even though i enjoyed being in affinity a ton i wouldnt consider going back now even after being geared so dont assume that if i become T6 quality that i will loot n scoot. Im going to stay with TFB once im in it.

[Yield]

Why i left affinity. I was asked to leave mainly because aparently sombody didnt like me, my only way of staying would for me to be as good as the other locks in the guild and sadly im not in T6 or even T6 quality gear yet so to avoid another member with T6 quality gear (which i have no idea who it is) i left. . . I took into consideration that it was just a nice way kicking me because my dps wasnt up to par but then i dont know why my request for being casual in the guild was denied. I really loved affinity and had fun being in the guild it just seems somebody didnt feel the same way about me.

Well, unlike my app, no one actually came and posted on your app to tell you how much they hate you, so if couldn't have been that bad lol.

[Sanosheep]

Yovalord, I no like you.

[yovalord]

Well, unlike my app, no one actually came and posted on your app to tell you how much they hate you, so if couldn't have been that bad lol.

I don't think it was multiple people that didn't like me.

[Dief]

Did good last night, keep up the good work :D

Please remember that you are not in a direct competition with Ax, so trying to sell us on yourself, over dps'ing, etc is not always a good thing. Show us you can be a good reliable raider, good guilde, etc...

Now where's the punch and pie?

[Knowme]

Now where's the punch and pie?

Wrong class Dief--Warlocks make healthstones, mages make the tasty treats!

[redrazor]

Well, unlike my app, no one actually came and posted on your app to tell you how much they hate you, so if couldn't have been that bad lol.

I hate yield......wait, am I too late?

[Qaadolip]

I hate yield......wait, am I too late?

nobody likes candy corn

[yovalord]

Did good last night, keep up the good work :D

Please remember that you are not in a direct competition with Ax, so trying to sell us on yourself, over dps'ing, etc is not always a good thing. Show us you can be a good reliable raider, good guilde, etc...

Now where's the punch and pie?

I dont expect to beat a destro in DPS anyway >.< and if the unconfirmed patch notes are true, destro is going to be alot less popular and less wanted. Aparently Imp shadowbolt is going to be nerfed to 15% and on top of that only effecting the warlock who procs it. So maybe it will be more destro dps but less utility, kinda disapoints me because id still like to switch destro once i have gear that can support it ):

[Eynon]

Don't worry. I'm with you on wanting them to be 100% fake!

[Hilbert]

yeah, it MIGHT help the individual locks dps but overall would nerf raid dps, ESPECIALLY spriests and aff locks....makes no sense at all.

[yovalord]

I ll say this in game but incase i forget, I will not be able to make it to one raid on one of either sunday monday or tuesday... im not sure which day but i have to be somewhere one of those days and i dont know which day i have to be gone. . . i ll update if i know which day it is before then.

[greengoo]

Well, unlike my app, no one actually came and posted on your app to tell you how much they hate you, so if couldn't have been that bad lol.

You forgot to mention the 5 or so people who came up to me IRL and told me how much they hated you, including my best friend and several others :)

<3 yield

[Babbage]

You forgot to mention the 5 or so people who came up to me IRL and told me how much they hated you, including my best friend and several others :)

<3 yield

My parents, boss and clergy all warned me not to accept Yield.

[Eagleclaw]

The Pope flew to my house, and said "Do not accept this "Yield" guy. He's bad news"

[Falumir]

I had several customers at work tell me Yield is nothing but trouble and we shouldn't accept him!

[Qaadolip]

Someone told me that we shouldn't accept people that enjoy incest, so I didn't think we should accept yield. Turns out we'd have to kick half of the guild if that was the case, including myself, of course.