Dyemond
01-21-2008, 05:53 PM
Section 1: Personal
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Name: Dyemond
Class: Warlock
1. Previous Guild(s): All of my previous guilds were on Zul’jin, my old server. I just recently rerolled over Winter Break with my good friend, Devilize.
2. Reason(s) for leaving: Zul’jin is the worst server ever and it’s been around since day one. BB seemed promising, so what the heck
3. Why do you want to join TFB?I’m sick of being stuck with the worst players in all of WoW so Pinacle told me a lot about your guild and it seems like you’ve got a good group of guys that can actually handle themselves in raids and in PvP, so I can’t see any other place being a better home
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)? I love PvP. End response.
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor? So long as it is known that whites are in fact the supreme race, then no, I’m all set.
6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies? Pinacle is my only friend so far, although I’ve spoken to a few others ‘briskly’. Pinacle is also my sworn enemy. So 1 of each.
8. Do you have Ventrilo and a Mic? Chea
Our Raid Schedule:
Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.
Even though we only raid the 4 days listed above, please rate your availability on all of these days: (1 = never, 5 = always)
(Please explain if you put less than a 5 on any one of the 4 raid days)
Monday: 5
Tuesday: 5
Wednesday: 5
Thursday: 5
Friday: 4.5
Saturday: 4.999
Sunday: 5
9. What is your internet connection type? (DSL, Cable, Hamster + Wheel, etc.) Cable
10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5? (1 = Shit, 5 = Awesome) 5
Section 2: Character
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1. Link your Armory
As usual its taking years to update, but here ya go
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Burning+Blade&n=Dyemond
2. What spec. are you?
43/0/18
3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?
-A- Working on Tailoring – Plan to get Frozen Shadoweave
-B- Pimping. I’m really quite good.
4. Do you have any alts worth noting?
70 Mage on Zul’jin, Dazadeen, and 70 Rogue on Zul’jin, Interimo.
5. Please post your current Status for the following:
Kharazan Attunement: Attuned
Mount Hyjal Attunement: Vials Quest
Black Temple Attunement: Gotta Talk to the guy in SSC
6. Faction Standing:
- Cenarian Expedition: Honored
- Honor Hold: Honored
- Lower City: Honored
- Sha'tar: Friendly
- The Violet Eye: Poop
- Keepers of Time: Honored
- Ashtongue Deathsworn: Neutral
Section 3a: Misc.
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1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? (be honest and explain!)
Mid-raid, I’d keep my mouth shut for the most part, say sorry is all, but after I’d probably try to get a word in if I felt it was really that big of a deal, but typically it’s not even worth bringing it up again
2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? (be honest and explain!)
Bite my tongue, bust out some Ben and Jerry’s, sit my ass down on the couch and cry myself to sleep… In other words, it’d be fine.
Section 3b: Misc.
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Now... this last set of questions are here for you to have fun with. But do just that; have fun with them! By simply answering with one word for every question that shows that you don't give a damn, and that you didn't spend time on the App! You don't have to have good or large answers for EVERY question, just make an effort. That being said, good luck. ^_^
1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called?
GM – I R Good
Raiders – Get A Life
Everyone Else – Muted
2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey?
Due to the polar ice caps melting at such a rapid rate, the O-Zone layer has affected the amount of effective satellite communications between Iceland and the rest of the world, so Turkey has an obvious advantage due to actually being able to use the internet… I say Turkey.
3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do?
Considering I already have monkey hands, new ones would only be an upgrade.
4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish?
I’ll look over my shoulder, make sure God isn’t standing there, and fulfill HER wish accordingly.
5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like?
Well, due to the recent push in nanotechnology and micro-machine engineering over the past 30 years, it is safe to say that if anything we will have small unnoticeable nanomachines entering our blood systems and ripping us from the inside out, rather than larger, smarter cybernetic organisms blowing up our planet. Even though the predictions in the field of micro-machinery were completely off, (expected to have bacteria/virus fighting nanodes by 2000) there is still a lot of hype about it and scientists everywhere are doing all they can to advance the field. The most recent problems have occurred when the standards laws of physics are almost negligible, and it all comes down to the force of friction. Considering that each side of these micro machines is only supposed to be 10’s of atoms in diameter, the force of friction is supremely in power over these little gizmos. Once we figure out how to properly lubricate and create them without breaking them first, only then will they find out how to kill us and do so with swift, undetectable fashion.
6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish.
Steven Seagal breaking any neck ever.
7. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section?
Nope lol i don't dare type in this section.
Is there anything else you want to say?
Well, I feel pretty stupid saying what I originally wanted to add, considering my friend Devilize already applied and wrote down almost exactly what I had to say, but if you don’t mind a little similarity between the two of us (it’s to be expected, we’ve played together for 2 years…), then here goes.
Basically, I’ve raided since I first got this game. I got “first-kills” on Ragnaros, Nefarian, and up to C’thun and Maexxna alongside of Devilize in <Incarnation> of Zul’jin. After the expac I ended up in a shitty guild because Devilize made me gquit Incarnation because he’s a faggot. It was probably a good idea though, they were really loot-hungry and favoritists among their officers and shit. After that I was in pretty basic Kara/Gruul guilds through the summer and stuff, and found myself mostly doing Arenas and PvP’ing because all the guilds on Zul’jin suck ass and only do Lurker/Void and nothing more, ever, for years and years.
We both got the opportunity to apply and possibly be a part of a really great guild on Burning Blade from Charlie (Pinacle), and so we’re here. I guess that’s about all. Hope you enjoyed the read, and ignore my gear, it will change rapidly across the next week or two for sure.
-Thanks
-Dyemond
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Name: Dyemond
Class: Warlock
1. Previous Guild(s): All of my previous guilds were on Zul’jin, my old server. I just recently rerolled over Winter Break with my good friend, Devilize.
2. Reason(s) for leaving: Zul’jin is the worst server ever and it’s been around since day one. BB seemed promising, so what the heck
3. Why do you want to join TFB?I’m sick of being stuck with the worst players in all of WoW so Pinacle told me a lot about your guild and it seems like you’ve got a good group of guys that can actually handle themselves in raids and in PvP, so I can’t see any other place being a better home
4. Are you aware that TFB is is not out to 'beat' anyone(except horde)? I love PvP. End response.
5. Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor? So long as it is known that whites are in fact the supreme race, then no, I’m all set.
6. Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies? Pinacle is my only friend so far, although I’ve spoken to a few others ‘briskly’. Pinacle is also my sworn enemy. So 1 of each.
8. Do you have Ventrilo and a Mic? Chea
Our Raid Schedule:
Monday: 7pm-11pm EST
Tuesday: 7pm-11pm EST
Thursday: 7pm-11pm EST
Sunday: 7pm-11pm EST
Occasionally, we will go late. But we will not go past 11:30.
Even though we only raid the 4 days listed above, please rate your availability on all of these days: (1 = never, 5 = always)
(Please explain if you put less than a 5 on any one of the 4 raid days)
Monday: 5
Tuesday: 5
Wednesday: 5
Thursday: 5
Friday: 4.5
Saturday: 4.999
Sunday: 5
9. What is your internet connection type? (DSL, Cable, Hamster + Wheel, etc.) Cable
10. How reliable is your internet connection on a scale of 1 to 5? (1 = Shit, 5 = Awesome) 5
Section 2: Character
---------------------------
1. Link your Armory
As usual its taking years to update, but here ya go
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Burning+Blade&n=Dyemond
2. What spec. are you?
43/0/18
3. What are your professions, and do you have anything worth noting on them?
-A- Working on Tailoring – Plan to get Frozen Shadoweave
-B- Pimping. I’m really quite good.
4. Do you have any alts worth noting?
70 Mage on Zul’jin, Dazadeen, and 70 Rogue on Zul’jin, Interimo.
5. Please post your current Status for the following:
Kharazan Attunement: Attuned
Mount Hyjal Attunement: Vials Quest
Black Temple Attunement: Gotta Talk to the guy in SSC
6. Faction Standing:
- Cenarian Expedition: Honored
- Honor Hold: Honored
- Lower City: Honored
- Sha'tar: Friendly
- The Violet Eye: Poop
- Keepers of Time: Honored
- Ashtongue Deathsworn: Neutral
Section 3a: Misc.
---------------------
1. If Astraeus (our raid leader) was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid, how would you react? (be honest and explain!)
Mid-raid, I’d keep my mouth shut for the most part, say sorry is all, but after I’d probably try to get a word in if I felt it was really that big of a deal, but typically it’s not even worth bringing it up again
2. If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for well in advance, how would you react? (be honest and explain!)
Bite my tongue, bust out some Ben and Jerry’s, sit my ass down on the couch and cry myself to sleep… In other words, it’d be fine.
Section 3b: Misc.
---------------------
Now... this last set of questions are here for you to have fun with. But do just that; have fun with them! By simply answering with one word for every question that shows that you don't give a damn, and that you didn't spend time on the App! You don't have to have good or large answers for EVERY question, just make an effort. That being said, good luck. ^_^
1. If you were in charge of TFB, what would you make the guild ranks called?
GM – I R Good
Raiders – Get A Life
Everyone Else – Muted
2. What country produces better raiders, Iceland, or Turkey?
Due to the polar ice caps melting at such a rapid rate, the O-Zone layer has affected the amount of effective satellite communications between Iceland and the rest of the world, so Turkey has an obvious advantage due to actually being able to use the internet… I say Turkey.
3. If you lost both your hands in an accident and the doctors said, 'Well, we can leave them as stumps or we could attach the hands of a monkey', what would you do?
Considering I already have monkey hands, new ones would only be an upgrade.
4. Your best friend of the opposite sex is dying of a degenerative bone disease. One day he/she tells you it's their dying wish to have sex with you. You agree but after a few minutes he/she coughs, sputters and dies. Do you finish?
I’ll look over my shoulder, make sure God isn’t standing there, and fulfill HER wish accordingly.
5. Do you believe that "Mad Max", "Waterworld", "Terminator 2" and other such films represent an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like?
Well, due to the recent push in nanotechnology and micro-machine engineering over the past 30 years, it is safe to say that if anything we will have small unnoticeable nanomachines entering our blood systems and ripping us from the inside out, rather than larger, smarter cybernetic organisms blowing up our planet. Even though the predictions in the field of micro-machinery were completely off, (expected to have bacteria/virus fighting nanodes by 2000) there is still a lot of hype about it and scientists everywhere are doing all they can to advance the field. The most recent problems have occurred when the standards laws of physics are almost negligible, and it all comes down to the force of friction. Considering that each side of these micro machines is only supposed to be 10’s of atoms in diameter, the force of friction is supremely in power over these little gizmos. Once we figure out how to properly lubricate and create them without breaking them first, only then will they find out how to kill us and do so with swift, undetectable fashion.
6. What is your idea of the perfect murder? Explain in detail if you wish.
Steven Seagal breaking any neck ever.
7. Do you have any suggestions for questions that can be added to this section?
Nope lol i don't dare type in this section.
Is there anything else you want to say?
Well, I feel pretty stupid saying what I originally wanted to add, considering my friend Devilize already applied and wrote down almost exactly what I had to say, but if you don’t mind a little similarity between the two of us (it’s to be expected, we’ve played together for 2 years…), then here goes.
Basically, I’ve raided since I first got this game. I got “first-kills” on Ragnaros, Nefarian, and up to C’thun and Maexxna alongside of Devilize in <Incarnation> of Zul’jin. After the expac I ended up in a shitty guild because Devilize made me gquit Incarnation because he’s a faggot. It was probably a good idea though, they were really loot-hungry and favoritists among their officers and shit. After that I was in pretty basic Kara/Gruul guilds through the summer and stuff, and found myself mostly doing Arenas and PvP’ing because all the guilds on Zul’jin suck ass and only do Lurker/Void and nothing more, ever, for years and years.
We both got the opportunity to apply and possibly be a part of a really great guild on Burning Blade from Charlie (Pinacle), and so we’re here. I guess that’s about all. Hope you enjoyed the read, and ignore my gear, it will change rapidly across the next week or two for sure.
-Thanks
-Dyemond